i blame bob-geldof....
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Woo...
That piano has a never ending supply of beer...
Where can I buy one ?
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:00,
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Where can I buy one ?
Hic . . . up . . .
Waits for it to get it's fill . . . hic . . .
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:01,
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I'm quite drunk
and I've just burned my hand on the cocking grill.
I don't get it, but possibly dude to drunkenness.
Piano drinks squash and throws bottle WHILE THIS HAND IS FUCKING SCARRING? Bastard.
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02,
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I don't get it, but possibly dude to drunkenness.
Piano drinks squash and throws bottle WHILE THIS HAND IS FUCKING SCARRING? Bastard.
And now it's making funny blisters.
If I have no hand by tomorrow noon, you are a cunt. Because this is your fault for no reason.
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:05,
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