i blame bob-geldof....

:)

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( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)

yum VB
send some over
(xaniac, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:53, archived)

i had some
but the bloody band drank it - literally!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)

pfft
I'm still awake. I may do some more bungle.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

Woo...
That piano has a never ending supply of beer...
Where can I buy one ?
( paranoiaman, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)

Hic . . . up . . .
Waits for it to get it's fill . . . hic . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:01, archived)

I'm quite drunk
and I've just burned my hand on the cocking grill.
I don't get it, but possibly dude to drunkenness.
Piano drinks squash and throws bottle WHILE THIS HAND IS FUCKING SCARRING? Bastard.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)

And now it's making funny blisters.
If I have no hand by tomorrow noon, you are a cunt. Because this is your fault for no reason.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)

go slurpy

:)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)

i love that song.

(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)

Come on, Dyslexia, my hand perishes while you procrastinate,
Prescribe treatment NOW!
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)

Geldof?
That's a Tom Waits song!

edit: *scrolls down* *gets it*
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 5:43, archived)