On the boats and on the planes...


Today!

2 days off with a broken rib and this is the best I can do.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

how did you break your rib?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

on one of my puns


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

I didn't catch it - sorry.

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

Wife punched me
Probably would have been OK but thought driving range sunday still drunk would be a good idea...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

You get wife abuse?
i would of gave her a bunch of fives
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

yeah i always pay 'em off too

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

She has 5 brothers
Bigger than me. But in another continent so will consider it next time...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

of gave have given
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

haha ninja

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

stop correcting my grammars

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

*resists urge to say that 'grammar' is singular*
Sure - do continue.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

never hit a woman
instead, adopt a truculent attitude for years at a time, and make talking motions with your hand when her back is turned
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahahaha

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

yiddish
come pink on china...ohhhhhh come pink on china
yeaaahhhh yeahhhhhhh oh come pink on china
( Radio Active Tea Now and then, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

China?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

yes
the more i think about it :/
the lyrics no longer fit.
edit: umm
( Radio Active Tea Now and then, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

I guess I could turn it around
but haven't heard that one about China...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

*gets coat*

( Radio Active Tea Now and then, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

thats not china thats america

( Radio Active Tea Now and then, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

???????
stuck on jew?
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

pfft!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

He he
Don't make me laugh it hurts
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

that's what happens
when you let the wife drive ;)
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

i jews called to say i love you?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

Don't jew forget about me?

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahaha!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Jews Look Like a Lady

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

I've got jew under my skin?

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Coming to America
Neil Diamond, yay! Though the jews are a red herring.
(chutneyweasel, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)