From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

A tenner to place!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

*takes bets*

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)

I bet you a pound I can fondle your tits without using my hands!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

i'll take a piece of that!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

*steals all bets*
*buys a giraffe*
( naD, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

ladder? saddle? hoove cleaning brush?
'buys a giraffe' what?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

haha
*is a giraffe in disguise*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

*is disguised as a giraffe*
( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

*is disgusted by giraffe*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

nice hooves
*fondles*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

*slaps and points finger*
( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)

*smells*
ewwww
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)

cynical tiger likes
but is grumpy nonetheless

( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)

how utterly ace
:D
( naD, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

he'll win by a neck
yay
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

Yay!
Ac-cherlly, that tune has quite a few lines that would make a good shop.
( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)