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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

*lindy hops*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Hi
from Wales. Coming to the UK soon?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

Hello Master of the Synth
no plans for the rest of the year, perhaps early next year. Gramps is getting on a bit and I miss the local maidens.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

I wish I could get out
your way.:(
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

ask devilduck for some cash, he's loaded

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

:D
um ok
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahah
Have you changed your username? You look very familiar.
( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

Not for three years or so...

( Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

What was it?

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

Something like...
"Vulthoom has a cold and is skiving off work..."

Or something..
( Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

A cunning disguise indeed!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Needs more Track 29
But excellent!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Dash!
Missed that one..
( Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Sorry, I know this song too well

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

condolences

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

Music teacher at school liked it
We sang it a LOT
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

we had that too
but it was
my way
downtown
and
rhinestone fucking cowboy!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

Chattanooga Choo Choo
The Hippopotamus Song
and The Gnu

She was great.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

That last one makes...
...me think you went to a very progressive school! Is it the gangsta rap remake? :)

Edit: worryingly, having the best Scottish accent in my class (of Scottish kids, but posh ones) I always got to do singing Burns night songs. Joy!
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

i also have a scottish accent
being from glasgow and all
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

You clearly...
...didn't go to Hutchie then! Or did you?!? :O
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

A crunchie advert killed that song for me
Pardon me boys is that a crunchie in your pocket?
She's got that Friday feeling. she gets it every day....
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

Your music teacher was Bill Bailey's dad
AICMFP
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

If she was, she had more secrets than we ever found out about...

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

let's dig her up
TO THE GRAVEYARD!
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

Er.... she's not dead.....
To my knowledge anyway
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

Or...
...SO YOU THOUGHT! She was dead the whole time, just like Bruce Willis in that film!
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Either that or we REALLY need to dig her up, quick....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

die hard?
that explains the unsighly bulge...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

can't we go a whole day
without someone demanding an exhumation... my shovel's in at the cleaner's anyway!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

This is the first image of this compo
that i have got
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

*pats on back patronisingly*

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

/is pleased

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

hehe

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

pardon me boy...

that's very woo (woo)
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

I thought you'd gone stateside -
Is this your stunt double?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

He ain't left yet

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

^this
this just happens to be my last stint on b3ta
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

pardon me boys
is that a Crunchie in your knapsack?

That fucking advert
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

and what station is this?
and what time does it go?

oh, and can i get a cuppa?

nice one.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

haha!!
right! i'm offski.
i'll try to be around more tomorrow, i know you've been pining for me today......
BYEEEE!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

bye benjy
*flicks match at you*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

Pardon me Roy
but is the cat that chewed your new shoes?
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)