I think this should do it...


From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

ok

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

"I HAVE AIDS!
Oh well, I'll just choose not to die of it"
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

Good choice

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

WINNAR!
*giant cookie*
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

YAY!
*scoffs*

The last time I had a giant cookie was on Duke of Edinburgh. It was lovely. Nicest out of date cookies I've ever tasted.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

Eating cookies on the Duke of Edinburgh?
I expect that's how you got AIDS
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

More like quick energy
Helland Hill was...well...hell.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Hahaha
I work on Happyhillock road. It doesn't live up to the name.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

Someone wrote 'back' on the roadsign.
I point it out as a tourist attraction when I'm with someone who hasn't seen it.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

^probably this

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Silly Psychedelic Warlord......
Racist Royal is not plate!
( Mstandot, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

Don't call the Duke of Edinburgh an out of date cookie
I don't care how good he tastes, that's treason.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

Fuck off ; )
and stop trying to kill me with your funny, funny words
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

... but they're the only weapon I have!
Although they don't often kill, usually they just make people die a little inside.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

You did it again.
May Cthulhu have mercy on your soul.

*cough*doubt it*cough*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

Speaking as a Yorkshireman
that's t'reason.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Tintern Abbey?

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

no
't i'nt
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

Aw
I thought the standard response was "'tis an Abbey!"
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

Literal.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

Hahaha!
love it!
( Mstandot, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

Pfft.
This is a lot funnier than it should be.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

*slautes*
I'll get right on that.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

If you say so

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Right ho!
*dies from jock itch fungus instead*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

You Beat Me to it!
*clicky * though for fast response
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

Nobody dies of AIDS
(or from it either).

/pedant
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Just
what, are you trying to say here?
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

I got it!
An Indeterminable Disassociative Syndrome?
An Incredibly Dangerous Screwdriver?
An Irate Dock Superintendant?
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

alcohol in de system!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

an idiotic Dazz statement!
: )
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

tadaaaaa!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)