From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)

But does it have AIDS?

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)

Sorry, I meant 'mushrooms', I get those two confused.

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)

I think i'm going to migrate over here for now
/talk is dead
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:27, archived)

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE AND NEVER WISH TO RETURN. YES.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:37, archived)

If you get lost you can follow the happy trail

( mofaha, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)

WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME?!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)

SWEET BUTT-HUMPED BEAR MEAT
AND DICK-FARTED BLOOD CLOTS
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS
( mofaha, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)

I DO HOPE YOU ARE TAKING ADEQUATE PRECAUTIONS FOR SAFETY.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)

HERE IS A SONG WE CAN ALL SAFELY SING

( mofaha, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)

Sweet bloody cock-juice,
and men made from muffins!
Fat fugly ass-clowns and
girls who fuck puffins!
( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)

HEE-HAW!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)

happy, happy, joy, joy

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOYYYYYYYYY!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 6:29, archived)

Gnnn
what the hell are those brown-grey lumps? Also, I think you got a pizza stain on your dell speaker
( mofaha, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)

Pizza lesions?

( hanke, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)

I never noticed then until now
I don't know, these speakers are so old and busted its not even funny.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)

KAPOSI'S SARCOMA, BITCH.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:36, archived)

I'll bet you are a really big fat cunt.*
HAVE ANOTHER SLICE BLUBBER BOY!!!
*may be projection.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)

Rub me on your cunt, I'll come back again.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iktR6gYyfJo

..don't know what tard did this mash, but the live audio's terrible. Still a great song.
I prefer the EP version
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:43, archived)

It's not working!
I want the pizza!

Because I'm high.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:24, archived)

My asshole is occludding.
My cunt got terrible green juices.
( hanke, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:28, archived)

Diagnosis: Bad aids.
You got high and had sex with a dog. And now look at yourself.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)

IF YOU CAN EVEN HOLD YOUR HEAD UP TO DO SO, YES.
FOR SHAME!
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:46, archived)

Hold on, the dog's almost done...

( hanke, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:51, archived)

YIFF - IN - HELL.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 6:29, archived)

DICKFARTS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 5:49, archived)