Have my three minute effort, I'm going down the pub.


Sorry if I pushed anything worthwhile off the board!

From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)

What is a 'Scrat'?

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

Scat with an r

Maybe rat-scat?
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

Obviously
Something you need a hat for.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

Sorry, must be a westcountry term
for a piece of tail.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

What is a 'piece of tail'?

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

Well, when a mummy and daddy really love each other...
etc.

Well, actually I don't know what happens after this.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)

Divorce

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

Follow me
*beckons*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

*initially fears*
*enjoys*
*becomes a man*
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

I'm from Bath
Yet I've never heard of it.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hmmm, must just be the people of Marshfield then
cos that's where I first heard it.

Come to think of it, I never heard it in Bath when I lived there, and now I live in Bradford on Avon I haven't heard it either.

Oh well, I'm not changing it.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

wierdo.



;)
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

I am Westcountry born and (in)bred
never heard the term scrat.

But I like your compo entry (click)
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

it rhymes with hat and sounds vaguely sexual

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

Scrat is..
..that Sabre Toothed Squirrel in the movie Ice Age.

There.. now you know.
( mikenco, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

Indeed
so no condom, no yiffing with a squirrel, titted or otherwise.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

This compo
confuses me
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

Just remember this: AIDS LOL!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha :)

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha
knob head!

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Kinda reminds me of Michael Portillo
in which case your comment was justified.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

yes
a smarmy power crazed lunatic!

thank god we don't have any of those in power

oh.. shit
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)