hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)

Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)