Know Your Enemy. . .
The Official History Of Aids
The so-called disease we have come to know simply as "Aids" was invented in 1872 by Clarence Aides-Waugh.
He originally intended it as a means of suppressing the African Rhino population.
The Aides-Waugh patented Rhino poultice was famous for slowing down and weakening the mighty beast until
it could be pacified with a special weapon commonly known as 'The Aids Gun'.

Fig1:Aides-Waugh in 1869
An unfortunate side-effect of the poultice was that its debilitating properties could be transmitted by goring, stamping and biting,
as Waugh was soon to find out, much to his chagrin.

Fig2:An Infected Rhino
In June 1874 Waugh was gored in the region of the groin by an enraged rhino. Soon after this he succumbed to a terrible thirst for blood
and was hunted down by his own dogs and servants, but not before killing two of his wives.

Fig3:A Patient Afflicted With Aids

From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

ahhhahhah.
 
KIDS! DON'T GET THE HORN
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

:D

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

pffft. 'tis both hat & stand
also, i'm sure it is the truth
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

ha ha
I like this
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)

Too Late....
Just though I should have made the last paragraph say the effects of the disease can be reduced by using Rhinoplasty.
That would have been funny. Would have...
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)