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(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)

Well done
you put text on a black background, your mother must be so proud

To be honest you might aswell of just Posted without a picture and just typed it out
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)

Not
as proud as your parents when they found out you post on internet messgage boards at 01:23 under the name "Brownpants". Wish I was you.
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)

fight! fight! fight!
fight?
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)

^this
with more fight
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

I'm moving house tomorrow
and weather.com says it's going to be 36 degrees.

tomorrow is going to suck major balls.


just puttin' that out there.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)

stop being a fucking cock
and take the criticism like a man
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

Only
if real men take it up the bum.
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

Matt Damon is watching you...

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

I get a really eary feeling looking at that

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
COCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Gets a Bourne bumming*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)

DAY-MON.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)

CO-NAN

( mofaha, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)

I can't find the words
to describe how wondrous this is
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)

Here :)

( mofaha, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)

You sure know how to please a gal
yeeee!
:D
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)

I Love it!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)

Cor! Pepper Grinders!
That film has to be made :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)

hehe - it certainly does!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)

at the end of the day that's up to you.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

Its called Constructive critisism
you are shit, deal with it

better yet, do something about it

Oh yeah and i have insomnia so don't use, the whole 1:30 in the morning thing
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

I do apologise,
I didn't realise that I was posting such bollocks for a skilld arteest such as youself to look at...
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

i wish i could put text on a black background
PLZ TEHCH ME UR WAYZ LULZ
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)

i'm going to go away and try to do that now

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)

i do hope you are being sarcastic.
rememer witt is the lowest form of sarcasm...oh ah
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

Please,
teach me your ways of your funny pics that you made...hmm can't seem to find any...
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)

Listen,
to show my appology, i made you this
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)

don't apologise,
he's being a cock
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

Its a trick lulz
im sure he does love horses
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:53, archived)

NEWSFLASH!!
You are fucking shit too!! Fuck off n00b.
( routine and Pantene, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

what have i done to you?
And its not like you are amazing either
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)

Nothing,
except piss me off by picking on someone when you are a typical shite n00b yourself!!
( routine and Pantene, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)

at least i put effort into stuff
before i fucking post them
and to be honest i only pick people off who post complete and utter shite
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)

Doesn't mean
you aren't shite! I would quit being a self-satisfied bully and concentrate on doing something, anything, funny before I slagged anyone else off if I were you. But, carry on with your 'hilarious' posts. There's nothing as funny as a pissed-up scouser....yawn.
( routine and Pantene, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)

Im ignoring you fucktard
many people have found stuff i've posted funny and if you could look into that you would know instead of making conclusions for yourself, i won't be hearing from you again :D *Clicks* Ignored
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)

calm down man!
he made a valid point about the guy's post being crap....the guy then started getting shirty about it. it's hardly being a bully.you're blowing it all out of proportion
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)

did you check his profile
i was suitably ammused by what was on display

especially the bottom one :o)
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)

Why thanks you :D

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

I can only get the writing to go red
sum1 tel me how 2 do1t!!!!!
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)

you need teh UPLOAD COADZ!




apparently
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

Hahaha
'Cockweasel' & 'Brownpants', you parents must be so proud.
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

yes because they're nothing compared to the truely original
neil5005, how do you do it? how did you come up with this ammasing name?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)

*amasing
it's my name, plus 4 numbers at the end. Anyway I'm off to bed while you 14 year olds talk about
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

spell my name properly
or spend some time making something worth looking at.
the choice is yours
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)

hmm
such as............
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)

Break it out !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)

this....
www.b3ta.com/board/7544993
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:05, archived)

Are you guys fighting?
Ooh that's so cool. You should all get naked and wrestle. It's not gay, it's very manly.

EIDTZ: ALSO PLS BE CUVERD IN OIL IT IS MORE MANLY
( mofaha, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)

it's like one of those greek movies
"You're as strong as an ox!"
"OIL!! OIL!!"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)

OIL!!
OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!!

Edit: er, wait, what greek movies?
( mofaha, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)

But im not gay
Im just sexually confused
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

the one about the great flying OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!!
OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!! OIL!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)

eg the Hercules bit in "jason and the argonauts"

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

all about men and oil
ancient grease innit
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)

indeed

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:43, archived)

You are getting verberlly bum-shafted,
by about 5 different people, i think you should just be quiet pisslips
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)

'Verbally' bum shafted?
On a message board?
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)

you heard me little boy
you are getting verberlly gang raped
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)

I heard you?
did I? Nope don't think I did. At the end of the day mate, I love you, so why don't you just give me your exact adress to have dirty oiled bumsex.
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

Huh?
Who the fuck are you?! You are fucking shite mate!! Come back when you are remotely funny.
( routine and Pantene, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)

well how other way can i put it
verbally face fucked?
you know i was just making a comment calm the fuck down will you
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)

YEEEHAAAW!!!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

Twat
That is all
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)

or AIDS cancer
of the ass
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)

Gangrene!
/BBC censor blog
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)

From a previous compo...

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

I could watch that finger for hours
also when it's at the left it looks like a willy.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

He's got a willyfinger alright

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

well I'm an idiot.
edit: also, I wish I had willyfinger. Just think of the things you could do with it
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)

you could point at people and piss on them at the same time.
EDIT: did you know that the reason that Michael Jackson wears one glove is because he has a tattoo of a cock on his index finger. During gigs, if he sees a child that he likes in the audience, he removes the glove and points at the child with his "cockfinger".....members of his entourage see this pointing action and then take the selected child backstage for Jackson to molest after he has finished the show.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)

oh god I know!
I'd spend most of my time smacking people with it though, probably.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

Personally,
I'd be careful of what finger I was picking my nose with
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:43, archived)

manmilknose
does not sound like a pleasant ailment. I agree. The potential for cock in the eye is also pretty high.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

I'd like to do that to Tom Cruise

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

if I had an amazing edit award
I would give it to you.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)

=)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7544951
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

OMG!
I've been rumbled

www.b3ta.com/board/7544774
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)

he reminds me of george galloway

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

Where
is he going to stick that finger...
(Krowten, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 9:05, archived)

this needs more shoes
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)

^^^this
ha ha ha ha

Here's the Loveliest, Loneliest Shoe.....


( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)

yeah baby!
ride the shoe extreme!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)

this was a rough draft of a
comic/MAJOR FILM SCREENPLAY thati thought of at work. some kids get attacked by a paedophile mickey mouse and donald duck. Just before they assault the kids, Hitler turns up in "the loveliest Loneliest Shoe" and uses it to stamp Disneyland into the dust. Then He uses it to kick Mickey mouse's fucking ass. Donald Duck sees this happen and repents, denouncing the ways of the 'phile.

As far as Hitler's concerned it's too late and he holds donald duck down while gandalf rapes him to death.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)

Or perhaps
less shoes
( mofaha, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)

that too

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)

my go at no effort im nub

(bertjamison Boards don't hit back !!!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)