Apparently
there's a monkey hidden in every scene of Chitty Chitty Band Bang.


'nings all round

From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

*squints*
oh yeah!
subtle...

=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)

Hello!
Let's all talk about nice things.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)

I walked past an old couple today and I waved at them and said "Hi!".
They smiled and waved back.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

Sometimes, when I'm walking down a busy street,
I like to pretend that I have a 12 foot rainbow afro that is rubbing up in everyone's faces and making them happy.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

just make sure that you aint sitting in front of them at a cinema
otherwise your afro will turn those smiles back up-side down to a frown :(
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

I don't really go to movies,
but everyone would be happier in my rainbow afro than they could possibly be in a movie.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

Big flies are just like tiny little puppy dogs.
They only want to have fun with you.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

But you dont find worms sticking out of fly poo

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

Why are people so mean to flies?
They're awesome.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

I used to know a schitzophrenic guy that called big flies
"Gods Helicopters"
He also badly crashed his car on the highway because "The devil was chasing him"
Why and how he had a licence I do not know.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

That's a lovely story.

( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

Thank you
I am a lovely man I'll have you know
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

Excellent.
It is a good thing that you both know this and are this.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

i sorted out an elerdly lady's profile bed the other day...
and i never swiped her meds!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

It's good to help the elderly.

( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

But they didn't say 'Hi' back?
You should have taken the gaffer tape off of their mouths first.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

I live in a fairly high crime area, so they may have been a little taken aback that a youth might address them pleasantly.
I like to think that I left the place happier than it was when I walked past.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

*test*
Yes, there has definitely been a peak in lulliness nearby you.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

It is good that someone else may know this.
I hope you also are nice to those around you.

"It's nice to be nice, and it doesn't cost anything."

That's what the homeless guy that lives near my Dad's place says.
( gronkpan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

You start
I'm shy
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

He remains one of the scariest things ever committed to film
Nice work!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

I was watching this with my 6 year old over the weekend
and she was completely unconcerned by him, she found him vaugley amusing. The words 'devil child' have crossed my mind more than once.
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

"Lollipops.....Children...."
Still scares me!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

Psssst
Did I hear right yesterday - did your little one arrive?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

Yes, his names Ted!
www.b3ta.com/board/7550337
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

Congrats!
with the number of b3taspawns increasing, we'll take over the world one day!
MUAHUAHUAHUAAAA!!!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)