Seems like an easy challenge...

Wait. I think I missed the point...

From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

*rolls newspaper*
WHACK!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

have you done something to that picture there
or are you saying Vin Diesel, noted homosexual, is a monkey?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

homosexual *and* a monkey?
why, that's worse than Hitler!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

So if for some odd reason..
a homosexual monkey took to power in germany in the 1930's WW2 would have been worse?

/actually imaginining it now.
( Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

yes
exactly much worse

I mean Evil Hitler not Nazi Hitler
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

clearly...
we beat Hitler... there's no way to stop a homosexual monkey
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

especially as Barnes Wallis is dead now

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Genius, that man!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

but not forgotten

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

let it tire itself out then stick it in a bag...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

yeah right
I'll let you go near the horny gay primate then... see how far it gets you.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

*gets camera ready*

( Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

i'll do it!!
*goes in*
*comes back out*
he....... voiolated me..
oh, and he said to send you in next.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

hell no
*hobbles off with a limp*
he's not getting me twice
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

Monkeys have no concept of homosexual
They just f*ck anything that doesn't say no.

Like me!

*edit*

Q: What do you call a gay gorilla?

A: Whatever it tells you to!
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

*buys film rights*
*makes film*
*profits*
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

And he's a D&D player along with Judi Dench
100% of FACT*
*I think
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

*peeps out of bunker*
Is it safe yet?

Oh dear.....

*hides in bunker and awaits barrage*
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

*sends in 3 tons of unripe bananas and a McVities Digestive*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

Thanks,
looks like I'll be needing those!

*munch*
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

i just had a look at your site.
ver nice. though the lady going 'hmmmm. cake or pear?' seems a little patronising. :D
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

took a while to twig what you were on about
well, it's what they wanted ...
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

cake?.....or pear?............cake?..................................or pear?
yep sometimes you have to follow the brief.


cake?...........or pear?.........
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

cake ... or death?
/izzard
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Correct
You have let down todays n00bs
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

not the captain from this morning!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

aha!
here we go..
www3.barnesy.org/board/7574799
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

That man was brilliant
The finest first post I ever did see.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

KIND THANKS FROM A SORE EX B3TA VIRGIN

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Wait. I think you fail...

( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

( Weetobix is a married man, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha!!
LOLlage!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*


Hahahahahahahahahaha
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
that THAT retard!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

Superb.
Truly superb.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

Ahhhhhahahahahahhahahaha
Lovely. That more than makes up for this noobs total fail.
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha
Fucking hell.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*sigh*
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

this is
the best image ever
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

RACIST!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Ha ha, I get it...
...no wait, I don't... It's just indigestion!
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Don't be a cock.
Play properly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

don't be properly.
play a cock
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

don't play
cock properly.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Do you think?

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hello new person
Welcome to B3ta.

If you're wondering why everyone's being weird, it is because you haven't digitally manipulated the image you posted.

But don't worry about that for now. :)
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

...she said while securing her strap on

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Securing her strap-on on
shirley?

And 'ning, Mr Mink
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

i'm not au fai with the lingo
'ning PD
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

ARG
three eyes!!!!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Ok. So.
I have evidently committed a b3ta cardinal sin.

I'm not good with "First times".

Sorry guys, I'll try harder next time. And at least some people got some enjoyment out of the responses.

_{*takes his "YOU FAIL" like a man*... :(}
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Worry not
Suffering nervous breakdowns is not uncommon after first posts

Welcome, pull up a kitten, shop a hedgehog, etc :)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

try something would be a good first step
b3ta is not really about trying harder.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

I was nice

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

you can't help it though

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Why the hell were you reading the 'mail' anyway, eh, eh?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

Because I am in it sometime soon
And I was checking that I hadn't missed the edition that features me.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

whatwhatwhat?
spill teh beenz
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

I am in the national press on a regular basis
S'not a big deal.

They never put my picture in anyway. :(
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

at least you didn't post & run
therefore everyone will like you now :)
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

Then read the feckin FAQ
numpty
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

yaay its not me this time

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

64k?
I'm afraid it is sir

:P
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)

( The BrownHaze, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)