Gloal Warming, the harsh truths:


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)

That's all charlie?
There's fucking kilos of the stuff!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)

They sell it to the anteaters.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

And rightly so
those fuckers have more money than sense.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

Well with tongues that long.
They can earn it.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

Ooh! amusing anecdote time!
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/09/but-but-but.html
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
What a stupid twat she was.
And I don't mean your daughter.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

I was dumbfounded by it, I really was.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

Have you heard from her since?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

No, and I won't.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

People are the weirdest people.
What a strange and callous woman! I hope you got her numberplate and reported her for failing to report an accident.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

Nah, I didn't really care
I've told people not to worry twice recently when

1) a smart car put a big dent in the side of my Delica and
2) a Cavalier reversed into me so hard that it lifted the back of the landrover up and the panel dropped in between the wing and the bonnet.

I buy cars and drive them until they are fucked, so a dent doesnt really bother me as much as the claim would piss them off.

That's what makes her attitude so annoying - I wasn't angry about the accident at all - these things happen.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)

An untapped resource
Antarctica
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Charlie don't ski!

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Is that an intentionally obscure Clash reference?
Or do I listen to them too much for someone my age?

EDIT: Woo to the orginal post.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

It was an Apocalypse Now reference
But yes, yes you do. :P
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

Okay, thanks for clarifying that.

( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Hahaha

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

hahahaha
woo!
( Mushroom, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

But they'll melt!!!
I hated melted chocolate!
( Mstandot, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

lol



(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)