Manley beasts?
Zeus used to be into bestiality in a big way.

I often ask myself 'what would Zeus do?'

It's almost always 'turn into a swan and rape a teenager'.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

or even into a shower of gold O_o

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)