Clearly they practice hypnosis



/RP

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

Does that tiny wee RP at the bottom signify that this is a *gasp* repost?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

COMP(ETITION RE)POST.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

Interesting method of optimisation.
Also FUCK OFF AND DIE THE LOT OF YOU - THIS IS GOOD, BUT WHY THE NEW THREAD?

Seriously though, nobody ever answers that question, why put it in a new thread?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

it's mostly done so the eyes can be out of sync with each other

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

would the eyes be sync'd
in a current thread then?
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

What?
You can't do that in existing threads?

[EDIT: Oh, I see, the tiling thing - I guessed that - what do you use then?]
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

there's also much to be said against post editing

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

because you're a stupid asshole.

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Those sound like jealous words to me.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

yes, its jealously,
I wish I was a fat pigfucker with a swollen severed cock.
(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

You just wish there was a pig that would fuck you.
It's okay, it'll be okay. We'll get you some proper clothes and a haircut and we'll sort you out a weener.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

Blimey Mr Venn
Your spleen is being vented all over the place tonight.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

I really want to know why everyone does it.
Why?

They wouldn't normally do it, why do they suddenly do it when it is a compo?

I really want a reason, I have no idea.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

may i suggest
attention seeking whoreiness?
...not you - them!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

thats like saying
"i didn't rape them, i put £50 in their pocket afterwards"
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

perhaps they genuinely don't realise that you can put a compo entry in a existing thread...







or perhaps they're just cunts trying to piss you off :)
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

oooh!
free spleen!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

get it while it's 'ot!

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

i knew this was you from the way it loaded in parts
woo work :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

i keep biting the inside of my cheaks
i blame hypnocat.
(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)