I may be *munch* a bird eating spider *chomp* but
no-one said I had to catch the *nyom* damn things myself..



From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)

argh!!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)

^ this
'ning proddy




( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)

ning prof! :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)

Are you well this fine day?
Also, have you any plans to head southwards in the next few weeks at all?

Maybe, somewhere in the Midlands? Around the 27th of October? =D


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

I'm not bad ta..
but I don't have the money to travel to Glasgow let alone the Derby bash
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)

Bah.
Laird Dave's coming... as he drives past jump onto his bonnet. Then when he tries to shake you off, drop underneath the car and cling onto the gearbox. He'll assume he's safe and start driving normally again. Then when he stops for snacks, climb into the back seat and lie down on the floor. Then when he parks in Derby wait until he's parked and locked up, then sneak out of the car and pretend you came by train.

Easy! =)


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

leave some for me!
woo
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)

'ning matey
Are you coming to the Derby bash?



( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:33, archived)

yo!
Unofrtunately not. A combination of me trying to save every penny I can for a holiday, and probably not even being in the country will put a stop to me going I think!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

I'm sorry, but both of those excuses are LAME-O
=)



( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

*comforts*
Don't worry bloke, it's not your fault your Mum & Dad made a lame son!



( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)

hahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)

Gah! And Heh! But mostly GAH!
Is he related to the Brazilian Tarantula?





( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:33, archived)

I think that one was an Australian
how the fuck does that one expect to hide when it looks like Dyno Rod?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

To be fair mate, it could hide a lot better until I shaved it.
I used a Phillips Spidershave 900 =)



( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

the 910 comes with
mandible polishers.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

Yeah but it was an extra 11p that I just didn't have at the time...




( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

NYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM
this is gonna be a fast thursday again
8:30 and the board's already speeding up
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:33, archived)

not on mornings ever but
off work with strep throat...bleurghhhh
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

get well soon
I'm not feeling very well too, but went to work nonetheless
I only have to sit in front of my PC waiting for finishing time though
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)

hahaha!!
'nings b3ta!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)

Ning Ives
Hoorah for bird eating spiders!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)

What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?
EAT IT WITH SPIDERS!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)

Insects and spiders that eat mammals and birds always give me the creeps

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

Mmmmmm, disgustingly unhealthy fooooood
Yum!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

Haha, wonderful

You gotta have time to do some shopping too!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)