'Cause todays the day...
The teddy bears have a gang bang.



From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(TowerOfStone, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

dammit
Now I'm inappropriately aroused for the second time today.
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

first time was when you went into the bathroom and saw the hooker hadn't flushed?
Morning wood AND a hearty drink to start the day.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

Mmmm... liquid faeces...

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

that's fucking revolting.
I meant a mixture of one's own seminal discharge along with slut-urine and toilet water.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

slut urine?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

*ninjutsu*
(thanks)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

Oh, you actually meant slut urine...

I was just being facetious
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

I meant
A mixture of one's own seminal discharge along with with liquid faeces and toilet water.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

oh god, sorry
I completely misunderstood
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

damn you!
stop spying on me!

*must remember to close the blinds in future*
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

yes, if you leave them open on the operating table
they'll never get their sight back.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

aah thanks!
that advice could just about save my career as a sturgeon.

*opens and closes mouth in the manner of a fish*
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

i am lovin
the bulge in the mouth
( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

i'd heard that about you

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

With tits?
Woo!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

Bears like honey
Honey is made by bees..

Bee News! (video)

story
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

Floating bear heads!

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)

Top Dogging Action
even Premier Division Footballers don't get this much dogging action.

Do they prefer it bearback?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)