Mr. Turkey had a cunning disguise to help him win Ken's affections...


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( JonBearz is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)

burger
fur burger
(GiF .sig, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)

Oh and anyone know if you block someone one MSN do they know if you're online?
Scary ex blog.


( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

If you blocked them why does it matter, they cant contact you.
or can they
(GiF .sig, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

*sigh*
First laydee since bad break up and she was a freak!

I really pick 'em:p
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

i seem to remember saying things like that online didn't help.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Well the ex ex
Used to check on here!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

Send her this way
/will take what he can
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

They can't if you've blocked them.

( pobblepop, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

they can check with
triople msn block checker (think that's what it's called)

but only if you're online at the same time, and they decide to check
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

dunno but i'll tj your tj
anyone know if downloaded jpgs, gifs and such can be displayed on desktop as thumbnails rater than tiles/icons or whatever they are.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

you can make your own .ico files from them
works for me
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

i shall look this up
i was hoping for something that did it automatically as i dump them there, rather than having to sort out each one individually.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

live in hope, die in despair...

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

Yes but only if you view the desktop as an explorer window
You can always make a thumbnail and use that as an icon.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

no, i'm not after making icons
i dump all my stolen images on desktop before turning them into works of creative genius, having pretty picture would make life easier.
get me bill gates on the phone this is clearly an oversight that needs sorting.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

they can use a blockchecker
but hey, if you have them blocked why do you care if they know?

hurray for teh fredburger!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Isn't he great
Nachos made my poopoo smelly!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

ah yes, they'll do that

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

holy monkey thats a whopper...
edit : yiff yiff yiff
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

sweet shuddering christ on a fucking bike!
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

HOW FUCKING BIG IS THIS???
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(LargeDoner, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)

395.39 KB (404880 bytes)
That big.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

What's that coming over my wires
it's a monster, it's a monster!
(LargeDoner, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

Leg it,it's the filth

( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

arf!
that rocks!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

oh mr policeman
with your fiesta!

you are really spoiling us!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

thats not nearly as much
as the all the nazis who post pictures in reply, repremanding the culprits.

if you dont like your bandwidth being used then dont post silly fucking smug pictures when a friendly word or two off one person would suffice.

(not aimed at you Caewan.)
( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)

404880 bytes?!?!?!
'legs it to bunker'

aw go on then, seeing as it's the status quo *chortle*


( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

*holds open door for you*

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

ta!
I hope someone remembered the tea this time
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

*takes tea out of his hat*
Here we go.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

*shudders*
evvviilll

Happy first post.
Next time it needs to be
8 times smaller.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

:p

(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

.PNG ?
Not board friendly unless you know what your doing, save it as a jpg for crying out loud
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)

!!!!!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

*Transmissions begins*
This is the BRAIN speaking, I have detected a ripple in the consternation field.

*Transmission ends*
( pobblepop, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

That's
SHIT. AND HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
(Livi70590 Master of Lurkage., Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

there will shortly be a thread deletion.
do not be alarmed.

nice first post, welcome, please try to get it to under 50k and repost it in place of this huge one.
the edit button is your friend.

to make it real easy use this one 24 and bit kb.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/turbieandken1.jpg
further edit/ well done you fixed it, welcome a/board.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

the thread deletion
will be immediately followed by a new post of a version of the same picture, weighing in at approx. 150kb, which will in turn be followed by 37 cries of "thread deleting cunt" (or variations thereof).

edit: *finds only Nazi picture and posts it, regardless of irrelevance*

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

A paradox then given so many replies, despite the fact almost all are abuse and not helpful
I suggest the edit button maybe the best course of action, saving it as a jpg under 50kb like the rest of us generally do. It really doesn't warrant being anything larger, given it's not particularly skillful or clever.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

i was neither abusive or unhelpful
i strongly resent being called a paradox, and demand an immediate apology
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

I'm sorry

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

So am I.
Not for this in particular, just in general terms.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

Sir, my constructive observations were QUITE CLEARLY directed at The Hedgehog From Hell
and will be immediately followed by a new post of a version of the same picture, weighing in at approx. 150kb, which will in turn be followed by 37 cries of "thread deleting cunt" (or variations thereof). and one of twenty 42.49 kB 'Nazi'or 'you fail' images. Where as you and I, have lent sound and constructive advise. PNG's are used in publishing for fucks sake, not for playgrounds like b3ta, unless you know what you are doing

I still demand satisfaction. We shall meet within the hour in Hyde Park, with pistols if you please ;)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

i strongly resent being called a paradox, and demand an immediate apology

edit: and my use of a Nazi picture was clearly ironic.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

Take it as a complement, like I try and do
when my boss has used it in the same sentence describing me :)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

You won't be laughing about that
when you realise that I am your boss.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

This adds an element of mystery to b3ta I had never before imagined..
I shall now panic
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

can we make it tomorrow morning the last green line has gone
and i can do my house to marble arch door to door non stop, and dirt cheap in the morning.

p.s can you lend me a pistol, mine's at the cleaners.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)

Bazooka's i'm afraid, that's all I could find as well
Might have to leave it till next week, i'm a little busy
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)

i'll make a note in my diary.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

This is true.
Also confirms the age-old b3ta truth: obey the FAQ from the word go, and get maybe 2 replies. Post a fucking huge picture, get 50 replies. Sure, they're all abuse, but any publicity-seeking new person can see how it works and knows which one to get the biggest response with.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Awesome
Someone to make me look cleverer.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

Ha-ha
Zing!
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

Achtung!

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

Wait... Thats no moon....


relurks
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

Ha-ha - I love oversized posts, as we get to see...
... retorts like this! Plus, I've got a super-fast connection and a top-end Mac.

*speeds off in solid gold Ferrari throwing money at tramps*
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

Make this thread as big as possible? Right ho...

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)

hello you
i like your anim of the IT crowd
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

Yo!
I saw this in the opening credits and it had to be done.
I like your sig. mmmmm
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

woo!
/can't wait for friday coz the IT Crowd is on again blog
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)

IT crowd is the tits

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

im just joining in the crowd
because im a cunt! lol!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

Jesus titty-fucking Christ
That was like being back on dial-up again.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

ok guys panic over

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

but i wanted a picnic in the first place

(GiF .sig, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Optimised
Thank you prodigy69
Sorry everybody >.<
( JonBearz is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

You cunt
I was just about to give you some abuse.
(Scrofulus, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

hehe, good save
Pretty brown likes it

(Archsteve Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

phwoar

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

Nicely :)
Hello
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

You're post it TOO FUCKING SMALL - CHRIST ON A TINY TRIKE!
(Heh-heh - my first post here was about 2.3mb!)
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)

Ahhhh...
That's better.

That's a reasonably funny picture. Now it's a decent size, I definitely prefer it to an ANIMAL LOL repost in a new thread.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Oh well
Now I've changed it everyone's lost interest xD
Too bad it wasn't this quiet on here whilst I was frantically attempting to resize and edit.
( JonBearz is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

Heh
Ain't that the truth! Welcome to b3ta!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

hehehehe!
good 'ere innit.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

oh it's true
It's amazing how many people just lurk around until someone makes a faq infringement.

anyway, welcome!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

Thank you
I posted a couple of times before and nobody was interested, but I screw up on my first image post and get loads of attention.
I do love this place because of this sort of thing though xD Makes it feel like home :)
( JonBearz is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

hahaha

( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)

TAKE ME!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

haha
well, the reaction to this was quite different to jj's oversized posty earlier today :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)