I'll tell you what the little bastards are doing...

_{... You guys are going to kill me, aren't you?}

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

silly banwen!
use comic sans™ !
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

It's when they started
releasing exam papers with questions in Comic Sans that I knew that as a nation, we are doomed to fail. For we have made ourselves the cunts of Europe.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

we were already quite fucked many years ago already
everything new is just insult on top of injury :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

i got my coursework draft marked down at college
because i titled it in huge blue wordart 'EXCESIVE USE OF WORDART IN LANGUAGE CHANGE'
apparently im supposed to be above such childish humour
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)

Haha.
I kept writting stupid stuff in mine.
and forgot to delete it.
So the teacher read it.
Not fun.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

"THE TEACHER IS A SHITTING COCKSPROCKET"
heheh :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

On a draft essay I did, I wrote
"Give me an A and I'll pay off your gambling debts"

It didn't go down to well. Bloody English teachers.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

we used find and replace to take the word 'women'
out of my friends cats suffragettes essay and replace it with lube eating snuff monkeys, fortunately it was picked up during the draft
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)

Haha, nice try
You want to just change a couple of words right in the middle
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

Your friend's cats wrote an essay on the Suffragettes?
Jesus suffereing fuck, them's smart cats. Best I ever got was a friend's dog being sick on an essay I wrote about French people, which sucked.
(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

pfft
one day we'll all be dead

how will seriousness help us then!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

this amuses me greatly
i did point out the futility of english coursework in the great scheme of things however my english tutor is not as wise as you discomeats
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

sounds like the english teacher is a poohead!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

this is accurate
you are wise beyond your years
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)

I'm a very advanced 7 year old
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

im not going to kill you.
just harm you a little*.

naa. :P

*lies
Edit : you'rs is FAR FAR FAR times better than the post above it.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)

Yes.
You spelled MOAR wrong
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)

( mofaha, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

Done

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

genuine lol
haha
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

:)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

That's
made me laugh for the first time today.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)

The Rockhopper penguin is now pleased
:)
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

Excellent.
Now I'm going to kill you.
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

hahahah christ

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

Bottom frame, right hand side, his face did it for me
Hehehehe and woo.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

heh
super
(Mikey_C is on the internet. mikeynet.co.uk, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

They're....
working as trained office specialists?

I'm scared.
(snooo, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)