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(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)

ELEPHANTS, YEAH!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)

:(
I AM SAD BECAUSE PAVAROTTI DIED OF THE SAME KIND
OF CANCER MY 97 YEAR OLD GRAN JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH.

ALSO, I HEART THE SHIFT KEY!
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)

For all that
wouldn't you be better off with Caps Lock? :P
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)

THERE IS NO CAPSLOCK
NOT EVEN SPOONS
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:39, archived)

Er... someone else had better handle this. I just DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
( mofaha, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:39, archived)

READ MY LIPS
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)

WE ARE IN THE COMPANY OF GREATNESS MY FRIENDS
LET US JUST HUMBLY EMULATE THEM
( mofaha, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)

I bet
the tough get RSI a lot
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)

HELL NO! MY PINKIES CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)

Excellent
There's this guy called Mohammed who can't be arsed to walk...
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:45, archived)

NO, WE GET RSAWESOME.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)

YOU NEED TO BUILD UP YOUR MULES
AND YOU NEED TO START NOW

( mofaha, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:44, archived)

I love this series.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:45, archived)

: D

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)

Hahaha.
Chicka chicka chicka chicka WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)

these are beautiful flowers, all.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:48, archived)

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)

PINKY CRU!!

( mofaha, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)

WORD!
*FLASHES PINKY GANG SIGN*
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A PAVAROTTI COMMEMORATIVE CANDLE?
 
PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)

pavarottycrashburnerz.ytmnd.com/
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)

Ahhhhahahahha!
Today has been a great day to be on b3ta.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:27, archived)

This really happened.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:52, archived)

pavarottycounterstrikerz.ytmnd.com/
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)

mudarmachene is my hero
pavarottycrimebusterz.ytmnd.com/
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:01, archived)

HA HA, WHAT?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)

it'll take some time before we can harvest the adipocere.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)

relax, pavarotti was the size of a boat.
and cancer's not so bad.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:39, archived)

I am more sorry to hear about your gran*
the only opera singer I could give a half toss about is Roy Orbison.

*and a substantial unit of sorry it is
( hanke, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:41, archived)

what?

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)

He had an opera singer's voice
which is something you can only be born with.

But he decided somewhere along the way to be a rockabilly badass instead mooing tasteful beauty at people programmed to enjoy it.

I've heard tell that Beefheart was also gifted with such a voice.

/third hand, dodgy music knolledge blog
( hanke, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)

beefheart did in fact have that kind of eight octave voice.
but I wouldn't call it a conventional oprea singer voice.
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:55, archived)

I don't know, he didn't use it that way
but his voice did have a lot to it. It was very rich.
( hanke, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:58, archived)

my throat is still sore from trying to see woe is a me bop as loud as I can in beefheart'sfashion today.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)

Holy shit.
You made me find this. I had no idea...

youtube.com/watch?v=iqRHr5pEIFU
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:36, archived)

get that whole album, actually.
then get the rest of his albums (except for blue jeans and moonbeams and unconditionally guaranteed because they both suck).
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)

wrapped in clingfilm, I dare say.
 
www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)

I remember this fondly

( hanke, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)

you forget nina hagen, kind sir.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:58, archived)

^this

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:11, archived)

only to hide their bindis.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:43, archived)

GONNA DANCE
GONNA SHOUT
GONNA TURN THIS FUNCTION OUT.
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:46, archived)