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(akzidenz grotesk, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha......
*click* more out of fear than anything else!!!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

Would that feline belong to that vacuum cleaner?
In other words, is that Henry's Cat?
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

haha - what?
I received a serious injury from a henry hoover which happened to involve biology dissecting spikes
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

by sticking your
penis in the sucky tube?
(Radio Active Tea, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)

no - not that time
the spikes had a bulbous handle - like bradawls.
we switched the Henry to blow and fed the spikes down the tube - handle first, then held a hand over the tube and switched it on.
Aimed at a door that was painted with target and let go. Fantastic way to play darts, until one of the spikes went straight through my hand


thank fuck someone asked :D
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)

That is awesome!
woo!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

hahaha!!
*clicks*
i have one of those hoovers!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

they're rubbish aren't they
well, mine was...
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

no, mine is fantastic!!
nearly sucks the carpet up off the floor!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

do you live in Malmesbury then?

also - dysons are shit

too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now.

do you live near malmesbury?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)

i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol.

i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can

You have made a wise choice
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)

*want one*!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

"Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

"Does whatever a spider does" shorely?
Otherwise it'd be "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a man can"

=)

Also WOO about possibly making it to the Derby bash \o/


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

Tim Henman, Tim Henman
does whatever a hen can.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

YES
They must make and sell that cleaner NOW.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

^ this

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)

You hoover your ceiling?
Overly houseproud IMO
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
( mictoboy, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)

hehehehehe!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

ahaha
one thousand of my finest clicks
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

awesomeness

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha
Ace!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

Ha ha ha - kitty nightmares!
Fantastic.

Please take this gift-wrapped woo.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

hahahha!
tomorrow night's nightmare: the putting up of the dreaded ironing board.


( Mousing, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

Absolutely
superb!
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

hahaha!


'clicks'
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

Henrys are awesome.
I've got a red one and it ruuuuules. It's my friend. *blarbles*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

Heh
lovely. Those hoovers are bastards.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

eeep!
*hides hoover in chest freezer*

woo :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

LOL
My cat possibly has that very nightmare!

I love the Charlie-esk movements of the head
(flibblesan is not Jimmy Carr, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

My cat
will also vouch for this. you only need to open the cupboard henry is in for him to run like fuck. However George (the cat) things a Lawnmower is a toy to be played with. Nutjob.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)

brilliant!

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)

Suddenly everything makes sense.
It’s like Christmas without the elderly relatives, and the death of lady Di without the 16,409 hours of TV coverage. Thanks.
(mr, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)