they're rubbish aren't they
well, mine was...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

no, mine is fantastic!!
nearly sucks the carpet up off the floor!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

do you live in Malmesbury then?

also - dysons are shit

too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now.

do you live near malmesbury?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)

i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol.

i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can

You have made a wise choice
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)

*want one*!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

"Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

"Does whatever a spider does" shorely?
Otherwise it'd be "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a man can"

=)

Also WOO about possibly making it to the Derby bash \o/


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

Tim Henman, Tim Henman
does whatever a hen can.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

YES
They must make and sell that cleaner NOW.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

^ this

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)

You hoover your ceiling?
Overly houseproud IMO
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
( mictoboy, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)