Arf!
Also can I stick this in here as a compo entry, since we're reposting?



From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

NO*!
Yes.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

*taps shoulder*
Hello there!
( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Howdy!
Come to examine my head?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Nope,
I just like tapping shoulders.
( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Oh, ok.
How are you, you cheese eating surrender monkey?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

I feel like a monkey surrending to some cheese.
You?
( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

I feel like I want ice lollies...
I'm off to the shop for a second...
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)

In fact, I can't.
Mum refuses to give me my pocket money, after giving my sister some, because I don't earn my own money like she does. I've ASKED mum for a job, and she said no because "I won't like it".
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

I HATE MY PARENTS SO MUCH
I WISH I COULD RUN AWAY BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE ALL OF MY NICE THINGS.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

I don't HAVE nice things.
I can't afford them. Because I don't have a job. Because mum won't let me have one. Because I won't enjoy it.

But I don't enjoy not having nice things.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

I bet you do have nice things.
What are you using to post on b3ta and do shopperies with? A cardboard box and a shoe? :p
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)

You have a computer to sit on, don't you?
I ran away from home when I was 14 and lived in a sewer for a few weeks. With a professional hitman, amongst others. While going to a private school.

My friend's dad owned a dry cleaner so they kept my uniforms there and I'd get changed in the morning. I'd shower in the gym at lunchtime.

At the end of it all I realised that as fucked as my parents were, they'd still give a shit if I turned up dead somewhere, which is more than I could say about the people I was around.

I seem to have gone off topic a bit here.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)

Holy shit you have a fucking awesome backstory

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)

I'm writing a book about it, but it probably won't be finished before I'm 60.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)

I once walked to my aunties in a running away attempt.
It failed when mum told me to call my auntie first who came and picked me up.

Stupid parents ruining the concept.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)

erm,
she won't give you money

and won't let you have a job?

heh

that's all I'm going to say
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)

She's an idiot.
She expects me to just do housework.

And before that, she told me that I'm 15 and shouldn't need to bother with housework, and doubled my money.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)

WOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO GET REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)

haha
yeah

it can be worse, lol, I was brought up by a violent control freak schizophrenic hasn't effected me much :)

aside from my issues :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)

just join a cult
it's what everyone in that region of the country does anyway
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)

Owned.

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

Then how about this one?

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Mmmmm...
shaven squirrel
( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Haha!
Woo!
( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)