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From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Mon 10 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)

Hero toad is not saving.
That is toad sex which makes you a terrible terrible pervert. I will be writing in to The Sun shortly.
( The Doctor, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

That's not toad sex.
THIS is toad sex.
www.raygirvan.co.uk/apoth/crapos.jpg
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

ZOMG NSFW!

*copies for later*
( The Doctor, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

wowser
that one in the middle has a surprisingly nice arse
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

you worry me

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

I know

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

Yeah me too.
I mean come on, the one on the far right has the nicest arse clearly.
( The Doctor, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

I scare myself.
I just read Debbilgrrrrl's nicest arse comment and went back onto the orgy picture to check/ and the same with ^this one.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

you're not the only one...
Though it IS surprisingly pert for a toad....
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)

I thought so, master
}:)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)

And you have chosen well
when Judgement day comes, you may keep this toad for your own amusement. You can compare its arse to that of George Clooney and Matt Damon. I'll expect a full report by Judgement Day + 1.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)

hahaha
*Office snort*

Oh how eagerly I await that bloody and terrible day of judgement and toad-yiffing, oh Dark Lord!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)

It goes something like this:
torment torment torment torment, torment, one for heaven "The Jews were right"*, torment torment torment, nice toad arse, tormet torment torment.





*Bill Hicks
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)

hahHAHAHAHA!!
edit: still Office-Muttley laughing
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)

hehehe

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)

WTF?
Hey, that one's got a cute arse ;)
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

arrrgh
the worst kind of mind-piss
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

I think I just did a bit of sick

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

Lemme see?

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahahaha

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

SILL
EE
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

Hahaha

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

hahaha!
brilliant!
( Mousing, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

the last frame made me laugh a bogey out

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

heheh he does look incredibly noble
for a toad
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

ha haha
I dare say that whole thing started when you found a pic of a heroic looking toad!

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

Ooooh
I smell hometime -
Sweet, sweet hometime.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

I wish!
I've set up camp at my desk for the night --- I have just got back from teh coffee shoppe with a delightful amount of cafine in my blood... mmmm - awake!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)

coffee never wakes me up
just makes me all twitchy inside :(
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)

Nooooooo!
Overtime must not be done!
Office hours must be maintained at all times!
If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)

o_0
that's beautiful... and worryingly worrying
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)

You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:25, archived)

THAT
sounds brilliant - how do I get to feel these sensations?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)

:D
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=hawkwind+sonic+attack
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)

also
you make a persuasive argument.

fuck this - I'm away home... full of enough coffee to bring John Peel back from the dead.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)

\o/
Good for you!

*slaps arse on way out*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)

\o/
harassment!!?! ftw!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)

Have to give a sizeable portion of credit elsewhere actually
A friend of mine at my old job used to talk a lot of nonsence with me everyday, and somehow we came up with a character called Aqua Toad. I had to realise his adventures.

The fact I actually found a source image called 'toad_hero.jpg' was pure coincidence.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

Hero Toad should be on Baywatch

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahaha
how nice

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)

thank goodness for
aqua toad
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)