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From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(ricster, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

You've failed,
just thought I'd tell you.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

quick, edit the other one before anyone replies
oh...too late
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

FAIL!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

Pfft!
Numpty
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

ha ha ha - numpty
happy birthday, you muppet
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Ta muchly squire

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

happy b3taday

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

Cheers m'dear

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

Happy b3tacaykeday!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

CAYKE!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

garpy b3taday!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

m'ok
Tanks a mil
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

Happy b3taday!
May your day be filled with crudely drawn cocks and hummous,

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

Well I do live in the East End so this is highly likely
Also - CAYKE!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

happy b33333333333333333taday!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

Thanky33333333333333333333333333333333333333 kindly

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Try not to fail in the future

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

executive beta, programmed to underestimate middle america....
'it's funny, but will it get them off their tractors?'

also - I'd just delete the other thread down there... people her are dim witted and they'll soon forget or find something else to bitch about.

Well done - WOO YAY!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Are you feeling ok?
*feels*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

you tell me
(the answer is 'yes' the answer is 'yes')
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

Yes
You feel lully.

(how was that?)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

:D
(very good)

how's you, why so sad? :(

does it have anything to do with Anita Roddick Brian May?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

'kin broke
and in the middle of a nervous breakdown too - how darned inconvenient is that?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

yikes :(
hmm, I was about to say "don't have a nervous breakdown" by way of advice, then I thought it just sounded trite

so now I am looking for a way of expressing sympathy without using words - and here it is:










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( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

aw ta
that was ..... very helpful ;)

S'ok I have nervous breakdowns regularly so I'm really ace at them now - they are really expensive though, what with all the boozing and strange impulsive behaviours etc
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

poor thing...
that's pretty f'cked up right there. Can you have a wee word with the boss/brother and get him to remunerate you appropriately to make things a bit easier while you make sure that breakdown doesn't happen?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

This would be a good plan
if I hadn't just had a payrise and a bonus and if I wasn't about to quit and wasn't skiving like a bastard due to the whole nervous breakdown thing.

Ho hum.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

damn - - -
still - you need money for food and stuff, and things...

start selling computer equipment (you have plenty of that lying around don't you?)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

heheh but it is all junk!
But yeah, the obvious answer is to moonlight a bit. I can think of a couple of jobs I can do that I have the bits for that I can do 'off the books' for some readies.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

SCORE - get that shit lined up
in the mean time I'll look for a rich beardy bloke... how do you feel about Richard Brandson? is his name too much like a pickle?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

He's a bit ginger for my tastes
Pickle-names aren't really a particular problem
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

nice one, and welcome

( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

Hmm.
What will it be today? Tan or ochre?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

oh well
lovely jubly

delete the other one, excellent work, keep up the good work... mistakes happen.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

Haha! I see no fail here...
*looks down*
Ok... maybe a teeny tiny little speck of fail but... Huzzah, chavcats!
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

ignore the grouchy fuckers above.
Welcome to b3ta! It would be good if you could delete your previous 'empty' post though :)
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

ignore the mean people
welcome to b3ta, and learn to use the edit button :)
( mictoboy, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

MICTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)