ChavDog! ChavDog! Alone in the world is the little ChavDog!


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)

catdog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)

Beecat!!!!!!!

( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)

argh!!!
*gets the fly paper*
its stuck to my face!!
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

BBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

here!!!
take your honey back!
just don't hurt me!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

I love this

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

thank'ee!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

awwwww
lully!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

Nawty beeeeeeee!

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

is that bee looking at b3ta?
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

He better be...
geddit... be... bee...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

damn you, catbee!
that thing is scarier than seeing my mum naked.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

Meowrrrzzzzzzzzz!
mewzzzzzzzzzz
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

He'll fuckin' 'av you mate.
innit.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

hehehe
overheard in Tesco last night, chav mum talking to 3-yr-old chav kid with earring

"Don't you fuckin' swear at me!"


*reads Mein Kampf again*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

*adds a little cholrine to the gene pool*
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

more, more!

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

*pours*
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

Tell me more about this please

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

i've not got anything prepared for my 10,000 post
what shall i do? *panics*
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

draw your cock as a Skugosaurus

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

i've already done that!
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

as long as there is naked flesh... i'm happy.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahaha
I missed that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

draw a Skugasaurus on your cock and then animate it rising from the tar-pit of your mucky bath-water
With a flag saying however many posts on a cocktail stick down your japs.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

where can i get mucky bath water from at this time of day?
*shudders at the thought of putthing things in an exit only "atonmical word for bit"*
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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

i get that all the time here.
little kids with their parent in hospital swearing...

my nipper would get put on the naughty mat for that!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

'naughty mat'?
is it wired up to the mains?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

nope.
just the hallway floor.
3 minutes on the mat, then an apology.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

i often had to apologise
for having someone on ther mat for 3 minutes
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)