Penguins can be mean.


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)

Which one is mean?
Meanwhile, in Columbia...
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/11/karate_school_blagger/
(duck Quack !, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

.
That one! he's the ringleader.
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

There must have been a contest
"And the winner of 'Most Stupid Place to Try and Burgle' is....."

Heh, almost sounds like a compo.
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

my favorite
is the guy who tried to rob a shop that sells security cameras, he was caught on a dozen cameras from every angle
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

Mine is...
...the chap who tried to rob the gun store.
He had to go around a cop car to get in.
The cops were in there.
So were the customers.

And a surprising number of loaded weapons.

or

The dumb schmuck caught in the bank because he didn't realised that the door was "Pull" not "Push"
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

Failed Criminal Plans
I think I'll post that
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

...a giant flying bannana
with chocolate syrup and a little door to create a tenuous link proving to myself I still have a toe in the pool of sanity.
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

do you mean Colombia?

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)

Aww!
I like Penguins!
I also like other types of chcolate biscuits too!
( Mstandot, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

gone
I can never seem to find penguin biscuits any more, thought they went the way of the club.
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)

Now *that* was a choccy biscuit worthy of the name.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

pp pick up a penguin.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI0Fa66h6Qo
also noticed an ad for COR! which is the last comic i bought, happy days.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)

They still exist
you're thinking of blue ribbons, taxis and treos
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

Only trios are non-existant
in my local 'ris'
( Mstandot, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

TRIOOOOOO!
I wanna Trio and I want one now.

*relurks*
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

Treo oh lovely treo
Although i did find that you can 'still' get salt and vinegar quavers, but only in multipacks!
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

I read the other day that due to consumer pressure, Cadbury's are going to start making Wispas again. Mmmm, Wispa!


( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

nevermind that
BRING BACK MARATHONS!!!
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

Nononono
Marathon. Snickers is a stupid name.

edit: ooh, sneaky ninja edit there


( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

Poor man's aeros
they were rubbish.
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

heretic!
burn the unbeliver! persecute, persecute. In a nice way though with bunnys.
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

But at least
they're not made by baby killing bastards Nestle

/hates Nestle blog


( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

In the 70's I swear that they used to pronounce Nestle as "nesstul"
Hyundai certainly never used to be pronounced as "He-yunday". HIGH UN DIE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)

They did
It rhymes with 'wrestles'.

/has a long memory blog
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)

i still do.
i'll have none of that foreign talk in my jungle.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)

Wispa
oh id forgot how good you were!!
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

Wispas were an odd thing.
It tasted like chocolate but had the texture of compressed dandruff
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

Yay!

( maplins bumming sheeps since, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

hehehe

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

You win
yours has comedy bow ties, and the animals in clothes angle oooooooooooh smart and tasty.
(pirate_cat, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

ooh social commentary
Like it
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

Iz it coz I is Black and white?

( Mstandot, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hats off to the zebras

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

Noses up to toffee creams

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

I see it more as youth society alienating the older generation
But since I'm under 25*, I would think that.

*stone - just
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

But you are *very* tall, so that doesn't matter
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)

Would you say I am very tall?
I don't feel particuarly tall - but probably because I live in Germany where some of the women tower over me
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)

*acts all coy*
Well, you *seem* very tall to me....


Edit: But then, I am on my knees in front of you....

(God, it took me a long time to think that up)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)