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scuse the texty-ness, the cleaners in my office just really get on my tits sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# our office cleaner seems to do fuck all also
but she's gorgeous so we don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# we need photographic evidence of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# what's Polish for "Say cheese"?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Job.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I was once perving on the new office cleaner at a factory I used to run,
A few of the boys were lined up beside me perving on her geogeous arse as she was clening a desk. We had still not seen her face.
Then she turned around and her face lit up as she waved at me!

Boys were stunned & so was I!

I should have never told the boys that she was actually my cousin:(
(I did not know at the time we were ahem, perving)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I feel dirty for writing this
DAMN YOU ALL FOR BRINGING UP THOSE MEMORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# PERVERT!! I BET YOU WERE IMAGINING TENTACLES AND SHIT TOO!!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# scuse the texty-ness, the cleaners in my office just really get on my tits sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# D'oh
stupid copy and paste
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# clean your own bloody cups.
/cleaned his way through uni blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# We need a cleaner here.....
i might just cut and paste this and email it round!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# in college, this is exaclty our cleaners
im sure they could hire half as many if they actaully did any work rather than being on a perpetual tea break chatting so loudly that us students are woken up by them at 10am!
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# and of course 10am is really early

(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I agree with the first part of what you said
I find it difficult to have sympathy for you on you the second part though
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# bloody students
half the damn time the guys i took on used to turn up as the shift finished and then all pissed off home at end of term leaving me to do their work too, one advantage to that was £20 an hour
as i booked their duties as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *buzzes*
repetition!

EDIT: ninja'd! woo to this tho, cleaners are shit round my way too.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Radio 4 FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Meh
We recently replaced our fat, old, talks continuously lady cleaner with a younger model.

Now the office is filthy but we have something to look at.
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# our were cleaning the windows yesterday
in the middle of a storm

and mind, our building is all windows
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# GODDAMN THOSE FUCKING CLEANERS!
You've really socked it to them there though.

LOL? I nearly bust a fucking rib.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ha
(spartacus_mills, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# wow
did you come up with that put down all by yourself. Very impressive.

I are you a cleaner in my office by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Almost as hilariously biting as your satirical work of comedy genius

(spartacus_mills, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Seriously though, you’re a cleaner right?
I cant imagine any other reason why someone would get so childishly animated about a throw away joke job ad.

I see stuff I don’t think is funny all the time, I just choose to skim past it and find something that I do think is funny to look at instead
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# oh dear
you appear to have 'issues'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
issues of "Office cleaner monthly"

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Unifrom?
Chatting insistently?

English is indeed not required!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# The ironing is delicious
;)
(spartacus_mills, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Uniform was spelled wrong on the job ad that I copied
I will take credit for "insistenlty", the spell check can be the dyslexics worst enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)