I was once perving on the new office cleaner at a factory I used to run,
A few of the boys were lined up beside me perving on her geogeous arse as she was clening a desk. We had still not seen her face.
Then she turned around and her face lit up as she waved at me!

Boys were stunned & so was I!

I should have never told the boys that she was actually my cousin:(
(I did not know at the time we were ahem, perving)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

I feel dirty for writing this
DAMN YOU ALL FOR BRINGING UP THOSE MEMORIES!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

PERVERT!! I BET YOU WERE IMAGINING TENTACLES AND SHIT TOO!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)