Oooooooooooooooooh it's tenuous,
but i'll shoehorn it into the compo because the guidelines are deliberatley lax anyhoo


Just wanna point out, that i don't think i made the presley bit......i honestly can't remember, i just know I hated this bandwagon with a vengeance.

if people really hate the post then please feel free to use it as a Pea-thread

From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

YOU JUST NEED MORE COMPUTER LOVE.
SHOOBY DOOBY DOO-WOP.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

i do........i really really do......

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

COMPUTER LOVE.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

when i press the special key, it lays a little melody
*is aware that that's a different song*
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

I saw them on that tour.....25 years ago.
*hangs head in shame*

Edit: head self
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

*cuts down and hugs*
*doesn't remind him that I wasn't around 25 years ago...*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)

^ and this is why you are such a splendid person.
Ning!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

I am very splendid
'Ning - have I got to keep a watch on you?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

Nah...I'm ok really.
The other half finally moved out her stuff... flat seems kind of empty now :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

Aw hun *hugs really hard*
How you coping?
You coming to IVV's bash?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

Bit up and down....it's difficult trying to come to terms with it all.
Re: IVV's bash, I may well do, it depends if the flat is sold by then. If it has, I will.

Edit: But, judging from the state of the housing market, this may not be a forgone conclusion.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

TAKE A DUMP IN THE CORNER, JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
IF YOU'VE FALLEN OFF A CLIFF, TRY FLYING. THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Ever need to just have a rant
Just gaz me - can help get it out of the system. Hope to see you in Blackpool then!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

*hugs*
Thanks, hun.

:)

*stiff upper lip*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

THAT MEANS YOU CAN TAKE A DUMP IN THE CORNER AND IT WILL BE AT LEAST AN HOUR BEFORE YOU NOTICE THE SMELL.
TRUST ME, IT'S A GOOD THING
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

I appreciate you pointing out the upside. :)
Of course, it also means buying a SERIOUSLY FUCK-OFF NEW TV!!!!!!!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

FUCK YES.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME SHE DID THAT THING.
HEY EVERYONE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS DISGUSTING!
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

Yes it was....
I video'ed the entire thing.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

Now available for download
From trellydoesnaughtythings.com
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

But when you did that thing with the turkey, the stopwatch and the bible...
I mean honestly, what was that all about?
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

That was just the starter
Did you miss the second half?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

With the fire extinguisher, the glowsticks and the X-ray machine?
I couldn't handle it once the thalidomide dwarves started smearing themselves with shit.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

why?
i'm jealous
i'd love to have been there
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

:)
More from the 25 years ago side of things really.

they were actually very good, and remarkably loud as well
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

I need to buy some more cheese

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

I need to buy tobacco
urgently

but it's cold out
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

grow some

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

Homegrown tobacco is remarkably unpleasant to smoke.
I speak from experience.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

I believe you
having never smoked ever
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

It's really, really fucking disgusting.
It makes me wonder how people ever started smoking tobacco.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

Purely because they thought they'd look kickass
with a ciggy in their mouths
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

It's that Aztec James Dean's fault.
FUCKING AZTEC JAMES DEAN.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

Someone needs to shop and animate this immediately

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

yes, this^

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

not me though

/too busy and important blog
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

same here
apart from the important bit
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)

Me either
/On fourth beer and probably couldn't do it sober blog.

Actually, I think I will make a blog about being on the fourth beer and probably not being able to do it sober.

Surely it beats that time I made a /breakfast blog
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

Here we go:
on4thbeerandprobablycouldntdoitsober.blogspot.com/

Don't ever say that I don't follow things through.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)

Meh...it's not loading
the blog's had too many beers

/edit: there it is! ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)

I just ate a 2-inch thick steak.
I FEEL ALIVE.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7625220 ?
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

SURPRISE BITCH!
UNEXPECTED HORSE.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

PEOPLE HAVE STOPPED REFRESHING AGAIN.
THE INTERNET IS BECOMING FAT AND LETHARGIC BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T F5 ENOUGH.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY WHORE

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

Braw!
With chips?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

WITH NOTHING ELSE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

that's not just beautiful
it's beautious!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

GOD I WANT THIS NOW
*leaps out of sleeping bag and runs to tobacco and steak emporium*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

If that place sold booze, drugs and had hot chicks at the registers,
I'd never leave.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

i haven't had anything since a packet of noodles last night...
i can barely keep my eyes open.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

FOOD IS A GOOD SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM
FAILING THAT, SOME LOVELY WAKE-UP DRUGS.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

oooh!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

haha

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

Woo Yay!

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

HAHAHA

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

Yay, a pearoast thread





( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

*spang*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

haha
woo
( wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

hahaha badum-tish!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

Haha!
That's awful :)
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

Mrswoodbine told it to me,
I thought it was quite funny, ashally.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

*spaaaaaaaang*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

haha!
excellent!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK.
EIGHT STEAKS.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

hahaha
like it
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

Hahahaha!

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

Pfffffffft!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

Why's he asking her anyway?
Looks like a self-serve bar to me
(bongo23 currently ignoring noone. I hate noone., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)

!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

?

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

when's this out?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

next summer, i believe

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

Hahhahahha!

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

I'd like to celebrate 70 years of the Broons with this Pearoast

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

jings!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

haha BRAW!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha!!
anymore of those?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

yes


edit/ or the whole little collection here
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

hahahaha
family friendly comics are always so ripe for utter abuse

:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

Haha, dear lord
You are an ill man, waspy.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

heheh

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

you need to do more of these

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

I pretty much ran out of source pics
and never got around to scanning some out of my old annuals
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

aye
good to see the old family traditions still going on
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

Peas anyway!


Forgot bout this one

:D

/re-lurks
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

nice work,
although the mouth is a little gammy.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

I did update it here
b3ta.com/board/7608411

But not the mouth

thought I'd chuck this one in too
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

I am eating roast chicken flavoured crisps
in a sandwich, it's yummy
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

mmmmm
Crisp sangers ftw
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

all eated now
was good :D

hopefully this will take my mind of dindins as I got no idea what to have
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

I'm starving
but I have a 5 pack of biccies here I can munch on

Mango creams?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)

I'm not nearly excited enough
for a man go creams incident

:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

I honestly don't get this
Ho hum. Have some pretentious photography anyway

flickr.com/photos/sugarspunlovesyou/
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

Lully, tah!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

hehe, I remember this
back when the bandwagon was FRESH
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)