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[challenge entry] Lay off the starch, elvis!

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
ace as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
top

a little less laundry-stiffener, a little more conditioner
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Nice one!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
he's all starched up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Look at his face!
He doesn't know what's going on!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Ace
I'm off for a coffee - anyone want me to ask for my coffee in a particular comedic style?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Just say 'thankyouverymuch' a la Elvis when you get it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yeah - alright then
I shall report back from the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I no longer have any idea what this so-called 'Outside World' is like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# This what now?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# "I need to get out more"
Would have been a slightly less obfuscatious way to put it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you going to the debry bash?
... I'm not, but aparently Bashes are a great way to get into the outside world!

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# There are hardly any bashes within busing distance from me,
then the Derby bash comes along, and I move to Manchester.

Fate is so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 'Out'? What's 'out'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# it's that thing you do
just before you shake it all about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# well -
all I got was a 'hah - yeah...' so - the girl at the coffee shoppe isn't b3tan I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yup
when you getting out of your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 5th of october
13 working days
*has countdown calender stuck to monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# the first rule of b3ta is
you don't talk about b3ta please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Did you shake your hip at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ask for it like you're a one legged man desperate for a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I need a wee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# god how mad is that?!!
I need a wee too!

ZOMFG!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you're rubbish at 'who's line is it anyway?'
Josie Lawrence would wipe the floor with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ask for a cup of coffee 'and a quizzical look'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# works every time
used to have a mate who used it regularly as an opening gambit for chatting up barmaids
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *notes down for later use*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ask for a shot of coffee flavoured syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ask for tea.
that'll confuse them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Yes
I want you to do it in the style of the Swedish chef from the Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
feel the chaffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Contest over
you win
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# woohooo!
sooperb
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# haha!~
I love the fact he's watching his washing going round.
Although, with all the grounds at Graceland you'd have thought he'd have room for a long line rather than a rotary.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The Mississippi delta was shining like a National guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# And the owls hoot at midnight
sorry - clueless
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# good enough
*swaps briefcases*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hey
my briefs were in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i really want a national
but i'd prefer a donmo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Class.
The man is sheer class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i can'r play the fuckers
i just want
(i've got a reso uke, but it's not really the same)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# resonators rock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# haha! Braw!
Have a repost in celebration!

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hello The Neville
have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Dirrrrty pea roaster:P


Have a mictoboy/balloon goatsie ensemble for your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Very good
I lolled :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Nice Levis
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha,
Look at his confused little face.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# up yours, damn FP hoarder :p
woo as evar *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
silly elvis :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# You have the hummus pot of joy
well played mate
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!
this particularly makes me larf because I have just plumbed in my new washing machine and am doing a test wash
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Christ!
And you shopped on a couple of red labels...?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# more
I didn't shop the label off, and mirrored the trouser to make the left leg.

Hence two labels.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# this is just
the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)