Lay off the starch, elvis!


From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

hahaha
ace as always
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

Arf!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

hahahaha!
top

a little less laundry-stiffener, a little more conditioner
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Nice one!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)

hahahaha!
*click*
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

hahaha
he's all starched up
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

hahahahaha!

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha
great stuff!
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha
brill
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

Look at his face!
He doesn't know what's going on!
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

Ace
I'm off for a coffee - anyone want me to ask for my coffee in a particular comedic style?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

Just say 'thankyouverymuch' a la Elvis when you get it

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

yeah - alright then
I shall report back from the outside world.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

I no longer have any idea what this so-called 'Outside World' is like.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

This what now?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

"I need to get out more"
Would have been a slightly less obfuscatious way to put it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

you going to the debry bash?
... I'm not, but aparently Bashes are a great way to get into the outside world!

YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

There are hardly any bashes within busing distance from me,
then the Derby bash comes along, and I move to Manchester.

Fate is so cruel.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

'Out'? What's 'out'?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

it's that thing you do
just before you shake it all about
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

well -
all I got was a 'hah - yeah...' so - the girl at the coffee shoppe isn't b3tan I don't think.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

oh well

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

yup
when you getting out of your job?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

5th of october
13 working days
*has countdown calender stuck to monitor*
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

\o/
good stuff!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

the first rule of b3ta is
you don't talk about b3ta please read the FAQ
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Did you shake your hip at the same time?

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

no
:(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

ask for it like you're a one legged man desperate for a piss

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

I need a wee

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

god how mad is that?!!
I need a wee too!

ZOMFG!!11!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

you're rubbish at 'who's line is it anyway?'
Josie Lawrence would wipe the floor with you!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Ask for a cup of coffee 'and a quizzical look'

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

i love this

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

works every time
used to have a mate who used it regularly as an opening gambit for chatting up barmaids
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

*notes down for later use*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

ask for a shot of coffee flavoured syrup

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

ask for tea.
that'll confuse them.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

Yes
I want you to do it in the style of the Swedish chef from the Muppets.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha!
splendid
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

Hahahaha!
feel the chaffing!
( Weetobix is a married man, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

Contest over
you win
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

woohooo!
sooperb
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

haha!~
I love the fact he's watching his washing going round.
Although, with all the grounds at Graceland you'd have thought he'd have room for a long line rather than a rotary.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

The Mississippi delta was shining like a National guitar

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

And the owls hoot at midnight
sorry - clueless
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

good enough
*swaps briefcases*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

hey
my briefs were in there!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

i really want a national
but i'd prefer a donmo
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Class.
The man is sheer class.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

i can'r play the fuckers
i just want
(i've got a reso uke, but it's not really the same)
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

resonators rock
:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

oh yes indeed

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

haha! Braw!
Have a repost in celebration!


( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

hello The Neville
have you been hiding?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Dirrrrty pea roaster:P


Have a mictoboy/balloon goatsie ensemble for your efforts.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Very good
I lolled :D *click*
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

Nice Levis

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha,
Look at his confused little face.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

up yours, damn FP hoarder :p
woo as evar *clicks* :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

hahahaha
silly elvis :)
*click*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

You have the hummus pot of joy
well played mate
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

jolly good.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

ha ha ha!
this particularly makes me larf because I have just plumbed in my new washing machine and am doing a test wash
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

Christ!
And you shopped on a couple of red labels...?!?!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)

more
I didn't shop the label off, and mirrored the trouser to make the left leg.

Hence two labels.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahah

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

this is just
the best thing ever!
( Flash_Bastard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)