A Morrison's spokesman said exactly the same thing a Morrison's spokesman said in this other case:
archive.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/2007/7/12/328768.html
And this one:
icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/sundaysun/ianrobson/2006/11/26/do-i-look-like-a-teenager--50081-18161553/
There ought to be somewhere you can hire a spokesman to speak to spokesmen.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

A grandmother at 39?
Miss Rosario, of Brickley Lane, Devizes, said: "The checkout assistant asked if I had ID so she could sell me the alcohol. I said no, I'm not a child, I'm 40 next year'."

Good heavens!

Edit: and from the second one: "Store staff are trained to be highly vigilant"
Hahahaha
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)