Bad disguise
Contact lenses and a feline toupee only added to the evil...

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badbadger, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 12:32,
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Awwww!
He's so sweet! Can I have one? Pleeeeaaassse? I'd look after him. I'd feed him every day. What does he eat anyway?
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spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 13:06,
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Apples I think
At least I heard him say he wanted to polish off a couple of Granny Smiths
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badbadger, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 20:03,
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