Its how she gets about - FACT!*

_{*may not be fact after all, apparently she walks or gets a lift off mates}

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)

You talented, talented git

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

I taught him everything he know



about dry wall insulation
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

yeah, and look at the state of my cavities!!!
bloody cowboys
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

Well I can fix it Thursday fortnight
But I'll cost ya!

Oh regarding the two projects. The light are on hold as I'm totally having to study up on my electronics for a duel recharge and solar power system.

Oh almost having a working model of the second. Jut have a heat issue to work on.
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)

Bung a diode in
easy as.

*May have missed the mark completely*
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

i agree, b3ta has had such an added value since he turned up
makes us look like a bunch of total twATS
(thundercat, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)

Us?
Are we all lurkers?
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

youforcoffee...

(thundercat, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)

Is she a cheap Harlem hooker?

( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

er..

(thundercat, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

Haha, ace. Top hair-action

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Wow!!!
You just keep raising the bar!

Ace :)
( Barbarossa doesn't like mondays, and won't tell you why..., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Hello Everyone! Long Time No Talk!
How high is this bar now?
(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

there was a fire
but things are ok now
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

Dammit.
Why didnt you message me?
(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

I was too busy pouring petrol

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

Hello Jacob Dyer.
( davew27 beware of penguin, and duck also, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

THAT
is swish!
(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Fantastic, its you

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

It is me, just like you are you.

(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

You again!
I remember you.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

yes!
ME!
(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)

hahahaha
you're going to have lots of fun with that little model you've got aren't you :)
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

she's remarkably flexible

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

hahaha
excellent work.

Hope you're well.
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

not bad thanks, and your good self?

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

great, I've got a week left at work and I'm listening to some good music
/dylans the fuck out
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

I'm clearing out a cupboard full of vinyl and cassettes
some incredible lost gems in there.

Only thing is I haven't got a record player any more and I reckon the tapes will have spacked out by now :(
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

They will be ok.
Just fast wind the tapes to retension them.
( Aenesis, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

oooh, I'll give it a go, ta

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

Thats a reallly clever little tip
Yay you
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)

Ta, I used to deal with DAT tapes.
They were always screwing up. This fixed most of the problems.
( Aenesis, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

My vinyl player has died and I've for some reason had an urge to sip red wine and sing along to the wall, I only have it on vinyl :(
your tapes should be ok.
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

^there
www.oregan.net/autoplay/audio/the-wall/03_another-brick-in-the-wall-1.mp3
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

*gets red wine*

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

Awesomeness as usual
*click*
(Banwen ... Rawr, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

Three questions
1: How on Earth do you get those down to size and so smooth?
2: How long does it take you?
3: Do you ever feel ashamed about making the rest of us look like a pack of bumbling idiots?
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

4. What's the fastest land animal?

The cheetah

next!
( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

wrong
it's a lady on heat within visible distance of me.
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

EROTEK!

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

Should I fake my orgasms?
/damn you, Airplane 2
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

no
you never want to give the impression that you're enjoying something that does nothing for you, it'll only harm you in the long run
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

I think they are good pictures
quality wise they are immense.. but not my sort of humour.
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

the talent on show
is something else entirely. i'd love to be able to make animations this good.

edit: that looks gushy as fuck.
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

Yeah me too
Happy toast= the best , but I just don't find that funny, but it will get a fp...
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

it'd be nice, but I wouldn't put money on it
a) there's one on there already and this is too similar
b) I do hundreds of things that don't get FPd between the ones that do, my ratio is actually pretty sucky! :D
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

my ratio
is 0/50 or something like that.

I SUCK WORSE THAN YOU. it's scientifically proven.
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Haha
I was going to contact you anyway about a feacturette in sounds mag..
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

5. Should I fake my orgasms?

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

pfft
meh
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

yes
always fake, it saves anyone any feelings of shame
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

no
nooo.........noooooo......noooooooooo!!!.............oh GOD NOOOOOOOO.....
( Tedmus, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

Did you just have one?

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

I'm a multiple
man, which is handy as I'm decorating my front room and saved myself a fortune on Solvite.
( Tedmus, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

ahahaha

(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

1. its only 140 wide, doubled up in the html
2. About half an hour that one, but I'd already made the Winehouse model
3. No because there are people on here far better than me in other packages and at the end of the day it's not the technique that counts, its the hummus.
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

I think it looks better in 140px

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

This is no time to discuss your private hummus
put it away... no one wants to see your spicey kabab..
( Super piat <- Is a Dad, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

i'm very impressed anyway
whatever you say.

i'd agree it looks better at 140 though
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

it looks better in the original 280 with 60 frames,
but I couldn't get that under 500k
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

ha
i can understand that. i struggle to get 20 frame animations that jerk like crazy under 300k...
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

well
1. He does graphics stuff for a living, so he has some shit-hot software...
2. Probably longer than you think.
3. Don't be stupid. Would you, if you were that good?
( finnbar ...the guy that ignores you., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)

wow.
Stop being so talented!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

close down the board!
happytoast wins :)
( kingsuperspecial bullying the laws of physics into kids, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

Brilliant as usual.
I'm not sure I like this compo but there have been some good posts.

Have a klik!
( Aenesis, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

ok, you win.
*uninstalls all traces of animation software.
( god save the queen and Rachael Stevens are now friends, sort of, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

bloody aceness
*countdown to FP...3...2...1...*
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

I'm going to put you on ignore.
So I don't have to feel so terribly jealous of your enormous talent.

:-p
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

hah
^this^
(boris the spider, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

Bloody brilliant
That would look amazing on a scrolling backdrop.

*click*
( XLVII, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

don't say that, he'll bloody do it.

( god save the queen and Rachael Stevens are now friends, sort of, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)

considered it but the filesize issue got in the way

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

To your knowledge
Has a link ever been FP'd?

I've always wondered, If you come up with a good pic to link from.
( XLVII, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

not that I know of, but I've hardly been here from the start

( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)

I dont see any reason why not
and this would be a great animation to test that out with.

[edit] Yes it has, on the front page below this one!

How observant of me .... not
( XLVII, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

^this
Tis incredibly woo, but a background might take it that little bit further (somehow)
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Hahahahaahahahaha
Now sell this to Newsnight for when she's next in a typically associated news item concerning her smack habit

Woo Yay Hoopla


( Jahled He's just a grunt, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

Haha
hell yeah
( mofaha : fucked up, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

just as i get back from looking at amazement at your website...
i click on the board and the firsat thing i see is more woosome art by mr toast


you sir have quite a talent there
*edit* sounded a tad more gushy than i intended *edit*
( Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

which website?
they're all painfully out of date, never find the time or remember to update them :(
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)

Top stuff!

( bert grr, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

This is good.
A little TOO good...
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

i bought your zombie book earlier btw
get down the post office, i need it for friday, friend's birthday ;)
(thundercat, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

it's not me doing it, Lulu is a full service that does that
you should also expect about a 2 week wait. They have to print it first before sending it out.
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

ok

(thundercat, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

WOO!
i expect peat dougherty staggering behind her shouting "amy, stop waisting the scag".

evening squire.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

hahahahah


scag



evening chap
( HappyToast Free XMas cards! www.lulu.com/content/4865723, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)

your FP is the nuts as well.
i really should beint he other room doing some work for the interview i had the other day.

but i'm half way through it and i'll finish it tomorrow when the little on is asleep, i've got all the sketches done.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

Dougherty bouncing around as well?
You be giving Toasty ideas :)
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

i am an unofficial part time muse for him.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

I can't stop watching it!
hahaha!
( The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

tanfastic

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

dag-nabbit! that's very cool.
*clicks*
( Pedro Hin needs a new tagline, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

Well done mate
great work
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

This is brilliant
I predict that you'll shortly occupy the top two positions on the "popular posts" page.

And well deserved, I might add.

*clicks*
(I was penalized for that, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

what? that's two FP's for one compo now?
talented goit.

it's offically now called www.HappyToast/presents/B3ta.com
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

right thats it.
im going to sell my eyes for cash, im never going to see anything better than this so theres no point keeping them.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

This actually brought tears to my eyes
I laughed so much. Thankyou Mr Toast.
( Smallbrainfield is hard at work, probably., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)