LOL Ninjas!


Watch out for the new fad of ninjas bowling giant cabbages at you from above!!!!!!!!!

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

I'm sending down 'caribiner on t'wire
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)

cabbages?
are you sure that's not a lettuce?

*has veg recognition badge
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

looks very cabbagey to me
/ex greengrocer blog
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

it's too pale!
it's either an anaemic drumhead or a tightly-packed iceberg.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

it's a cabbage.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)

it's a marble.

( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

www.tainongseeds.com/CabbageFlat.html
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)

It's Texan
Make of that what you will.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)

Deffinitly a cabbage.
Lettuce is more shiney.
And is not made of cabbage.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)

ok, so it's a cabbage.
at least i didn't call it a sprout
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

a brassica's a brassica
and a sprout is but a tiny cabbage.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

dammit
missed a trick there. "ninjas with ridiculously oversized sprouts". they could chuck buckets of them at people from the top of high buildings.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

i love this idea!
watermelons dropped from the 13th floor hit cats in a humorous way. sprouts may work just as well.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

like mark lamarr
on buzzcocks, you mean? they started with a grape and moved up to a melon or something. i like the idea of buckets of sprouts, i have to say.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

much like mark lamar, yes.
i just liked throwing stuff out of the windows.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

Then go for it
Follow your dreams, and the sound of breaking watermelon and splattering cats
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

i typed "cabbage" into google image search
and used the first picture i came across. if it's a lettuce then don't blame me, blame the ninja for being silly.

(ludicrously oversized source: aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/extension/Texascrops/brassicacolecrops/cabbage5.jpg)
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)

seems i was wrong, then...
...still looks lettucey, though.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

Else someone thought
"ROFLOL lets put a lettuce in the cabbage search"
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

Let's face it
I would.

In all meanings of the phrase.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

cabbage lover!
you loooove the veg!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

you can warm it a bit first
but not boiled unless you like that kind of thing.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

nothing boiled is good on the ladybits
much chafing and redness occurs
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

Fortunately
I have no ladybits. Boiled would still be a terrible idea but half-boiled and softened... there's the trick.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

possibly with a knob...



...of butter...
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)

hmmm
i like the way you think
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

me too
my mind keeps me constantly amused/confused/in trouble
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)

I concur

( petehix Board Sig:, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

for a seamey picture
that wasn't particularly well-cropped at its base the response to this has been somewhat better than expected. thank'ee all kindly.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)

Would you prefer:

?
( petehix Board Sig:, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)

?
if you say so then no doubt it's so.
(boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

haha!
unexpected cabbage!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

*Fears*
I've always suspected cabbages have more sinister uses
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)