Nun Jazz


none too subtle, none too good either & none funny

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(98percent water and now I need a wee wee, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

But still
NUNS! right?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

oi, we'll have nun of that, thank you very much

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)

That's
God to be one of the best puns of the night.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

i've a Host of others lined up

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

Are they all this Creative?

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

I'm Adam-ant that they will be. I'd Eve-n go so far as to say that I guarentee it.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

all nuns are ninjas (of god)
FACT!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

they kick arse
for the lord!

/braindead blog
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

ha ha ha
ace film, i love the lawnmower scene :D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

I thought it would be a
Dusk Till Dawn reference.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

there's only one line from Dusk til Dawn i will quote:
"did they look like psychos to you? is that what they looked like? they were vampires. psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, i don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

yeah, that's got to be one of the best
i still like the arse-kicking priest more, though.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

I just remembered that I have this!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

*click click click click click*
:D
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

RIS?
does that mean I can compo this? ; P
'edit' oh haha I just got it!! Top puns ahoy


( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

shakes on a plane?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

cakes on the brain
/wants cayke blog
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7652927
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

oh my
subliminal cross-b3tan ninja cake messaging...
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

shake n' bake
a shakey cayke
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

*sings lazytown bake a cake song*
la la la la la
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

lazytown is populated by
slutty girls and paedo-looking men*

*may be untrue
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

but the song is great!
:D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

Saxy nuns?

( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)