grandma*
if you don't mind, young whippersnapper!

*hasn't even got kids
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)

whoops!!
sorry pretty lady!

*remembers for next time*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

;)
that's better!

oooh, young man!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

*jiggles
boobs*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)