b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Ninja Weapons » Message 7655336

[challenge entry] Ninja weapons
Quick, dirty, and frankly crap. dunno why I bother really...


From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Pfft!
WII Nunchucks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh!
I'm just going to slip this one in here if you don't mind...

Popular Ninja uses himself as a weapon:-

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Recursive ninja!
Cunning...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# indeed...
plus if he recurses infinitely then he should theoretically have infinite strength and the impact point should be infinitely small, making it well sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# heheh
yeah.
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# But he would take an infinite amount of time to deliver the blow
making an escape more likely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# That sounds like science
and is therefore too complicated for me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Yes but
if he were infinite then he would occupy every point in space all at once, and would therefore be hitting himself. Which would hurt.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Ninjas do not feel pain
and therefore cannot hurt themselves. Even when they cop a nunchuck in the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I like popular ninja ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Must be a bit counter-productive being Popular Ninja
I can just see him trying to sneak through the town under cover of darkness, and everywhere he goes people are, like "dude!! How are you doing, man, oh it's so good to see you!" and blowing his cover.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *laughs stupidly*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# "Look everyone! It's Popular Ninja!"
Everyone:"Hey!!"
Popular Ninja:"Fucksocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# wii wii :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Pffft.
Thought the right hand was a rolled up newspaper for a while. One of the better ninja source pics of the day an'all. Treat yourself to a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# thankyouverymuch
Was actually the second or third picture on Google Images under the term 'ninja'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)