Inspired by HappyToast's marvellous username
Popular Ninja destroys his foes with the deadliest weapon of all - toast crumbs in the bed!



From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

FLOATING TORSO NINJA!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Indeed
A lesser ability when compared to the might of toast crumbs in the sheets though.

It is an ability that stems from not being arsed having attention to detail.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

I have never eaten toast in bed
yet always seem to have toast crumbs there.

I may have said too much now
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

I feel your pain

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

please unhand my cock

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

Sorry
My hand must have slipped. I was just trying to shake hands - honest.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

Haha crumbs in the bed are nasty.
That's why I eat toast and biscuits on the girlfriends side of the bed.
( Aenesis, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

In that case
they should be baked in a moderately hot Dutch Oven.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

Hehe Dutch Oven!

( Aenesis, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

...
haha great...

I got a reply from MSN, allegedly I deleted my account with them which I didn't but fair enough if they like talking rubbish that's fine.
My pictures are deleted forever, so anything that I can't find I'm going to redo in paint and put it back in my profile :)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

If they like talking rubbish I've got some I can send them

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

they can stick it up their bottom and vomit it out.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

this shall be in my terms on conditions of acceptance

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

does that include some/all your 'vector-type' animations as well?
and the simon weston grill?
Bit of a bummer and no mistake
( The Great Architect, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

I managed to get my original vector animation back off of Lanc
I've got the smily happy dance back thanks to Heffrey
I've got Vector man2 (jumping from the falling red x) from mediocre
as well as the rotation bit of the vector animation with the red-x ninja again thanks to mediocre...

it means that my profile is filled with red-xs which just won't do, I'll have to get back into getting front pages.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

well, that's something
they always looked as if you'd spent ages over them, be a shame if they were just 'lost'
( The Great Architect, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

they take a while
it's ok though I'm working on my Piece de resistance in GQ2 & 3


( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

christ that's good :)
woo to you!
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

This is brilliant.
Although that duck does look a bit shifty.
( Aenesis, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

:(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

Or the duck asks for a glass of water,
then while the person is leaving the duck asks for some bread.

Or they are arguing about the duck wants to watch a Friends repeat and the person doesn't so the duck asserts his authority.

The animation is braw!
( Aenesis, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

:((
edit: thank you very much... but it's a goose :P
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

It's lovely.
Turn those frowns around.
( Aenesis, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

you must have the patience of a saint - awesome work
/you still doing the civil eng?
( The Great Architect, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

today is my last day as one :)
I've quit here and will be doing design stuff.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

cor! well good luck to you on that score
all engineers will be a little less civil from today onwards
( The Great Architect, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

.....

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

What are you trying to say?

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

YUR SK!LLZ R L33T!

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

I see
I must give this due consideration.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)