How come I never get smooshes, stealth or otherwise?
Am I not smooshable?!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

*pinches arse on way past in mobility cart*

( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

*jumps and looks around*
wha'?!

So, why aren't you bashing mister?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

Derby is fa-ar away
and I don't like to leave Scotland in case they move it while I'm not looking... and it's a bad date... and my Gran's ill... and ... and ...

*smooshes*
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

I'm so disappointed this year
Loads of people who can come, aren't because they can't be bothered.
Some people are travelling feckin' ages to get here, and some have tried their best but just can't make it work, but others have just decided they can't and they can't be convinced to try :(

Edit: Sorry, not necessarily aimed at you, just a general observation/feeling :/
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

:D
I could probably have been persuaded to come, but I'm not going to be in the country - I'll be on holiday from the Friday before hand.
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

Ah, well I hope it's a good 'un!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)