Hes the ultimate force


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(Staffs Giraffe, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

Have you actually done anything to this?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

yes
but he's such a ninja, you don't notice him move
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

and the survey says,
uh-uhhh
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

I'm at work, so can't get to that
but is it actually the Family Fortunes noise?

i've bookmarked it for later anyway
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hahah, it is indeed

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

yes
sure is
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)

breeleeant

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

erm
not in this instance no


*looks shifty*
(Staffs Giraffe, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

...waits
*raises eyebrow*

edit: there should be a 'I hate this' clickylinky
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

^This
No need for a 'least popular page' or anything but it would be very therapeutic.
( Afinkawan, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

This has been suggested a lot recently

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

That's not nice though, is it?

(Pachey, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

true
we could have it as a "I don't like this very much, it's nothing personal, but just a bit of constructive criticism" link instead
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

or a
"YOU'RE SHIT, GO AND DIE" button

might get the point across a bit clearer
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)

what a crap friday this is turning into...
i'm glad i'm going for a few beers after work!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

*jealouses*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

me too . . .
beer galore, it's gonna be a veritable beer-fest! STARTING IN HALF AN HOUR! Ta-ra all!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

*JEALOUSES*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

Damn you..
work until 5 and then i'm not sure if i want to go out, because someone who got stabbed in my town is buried today, so all his friends will be out drinking and stabbing
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

I'm
at home on my sofa eating toblerone and waiting for Neighbours to come on as we speak.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

i had toblerone
shared with my colleagues tho, so didn't get much

now getting moaned at because i started lunch 10 mins late, so im 10mins late getting back
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

apologies for use of word; 'mins'

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

I am drinking Old Peculiar as we speak
but may just stay in this evening :/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

Me too

(Pachey, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

FAIL

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

oH COME ON
He's no Steven Seagal is he?
(Dr GUID, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

but then who is?

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

Not Steven Seagal thats for sure!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

Well done.
Didn't see that. I should have been paying attention at Paddington.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Eh?
Sorry, I was on the Bank Branch.
(Dr GUID, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

duh!
steven seagal......obviously.....
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

WHOOPSY!!!!
i don't think you shoulda done that.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

*awaits amusing animation*








*still awaiting*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

I'll see what I can do...

( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

Anyone seen that ad for his programme on Sky?
"Aaaah! I got some in my eye! Boo hoo!"
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

was it some of his wife's fists he got in his eye?

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

yes, he's a pussy really
didn't you see that episode of extras, 100% true.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Well done on your FP Joe

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

cheers bun
very unexpected that one
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

"Aaaah! I got cum in my eye! Boo hoo!"
more like
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

( Zak McFlimby, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

hahahaha

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahahah

( Afinkawan, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Are you
rebekkah wade, editor of the sun?

(She keeps namechecking this idiot too..as well as beating him up)
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

yes
no no no no no no yes
no no no no no no yes
no no yes
no no yes no no no no no no no
YES!

Name that film... and the actress
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

Parent Trap
?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

nope

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

The vicar of dibley
dawn french
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

no!
nonnononono
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

YES

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)

Disclosure

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

hahaha
It's good, but it's not right
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

Yeah, I noticed the Actress bit afterwards
You edited that part in didn't you?
It would have had to be an actor (and actress for the yes's) for mine to fit :)

*retires from the podium*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

meg ryan
when harry met sally
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

non monsieur

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

Straw Dogs!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

we must be right

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)

aarggh! the mindpiss!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

It's the vicar of dibley, I swear

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

you are wrong
I'm afraid!
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)

straw dogs
susan george being raped
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

I refer
the honorable gentleman to my previous answer
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

Do you want me to tell you?

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

Austin Powers?

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)

No




It's this
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)

argh, i'm at work
do the audio descriptive thing for me =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

bah
I type too slowly
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

I'll let you both off as I trust you
:)
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

ARSE!
I had it too
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

I know!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PUX6Te_jWT8
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

Winnar!!
:D
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

GLEE :D
...is there some sort of badge?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

Oh, there'd better be!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

That's the character name by the way... before I get accused of rampant mysogynism... again :)
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

The History of the World
if it's being sung. Can't remember the actress though
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

Yay!
Madelaine Kahn
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

HER PARENTS DID IT

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

LOVE LIFE, LET IT LOVE YOU BACK.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

Ultimate Farce

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

pffft
nice
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)

Charles Darwin
Disapproves of un-editted source images.

Oh, wait a second....


(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)