crouching tiger, pissed-up ninja
his breath is a lethal weapon!

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)

That's how I look right now.
How did you embed a mirror in the board?

and TJ: I've totally run out of inspiration. Can anyone offer any suggestions for the next in the series?

Previously: fire leopard, ice owl, water crocodile, earth lobster, wind anteater, lightning chipmunk, magnet crab, nuclear goldfish, razor mantis
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

Teletext pear

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

You're bumming the teletext tonight, aren't you =]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)

Not just tonight

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)

Teletext needs more bumming.
I think I could work with this one.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

Yarrrr

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)

^g^g^g^g

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)

+g?

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

esc[2j

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)

¡€#¢∞§¶•ª?
œ∑´®†¥∑˙ß∆ç∫åçΩ¿⁄!???!!!!!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)

!?
    °ε°
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

Looks a bit Greek to me

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

aghh

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....meh
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

Before your edit
I was going to suggest you were high off your ass[ki].
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:54, archived)

I ninja'd this about 5 times
...which, in itself may be an indicator of instability.
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

Haha!
It messed with my mellon back in the old BBS days, until I found TheDraw. ;-)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

as featured here
ansiart.org.ua/files.php
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)

Aye.
I registered the damn thing. It still works if I load an ANSI driver.

I ran a BBS from about 1994 to 1997 or so. I kicked ass at 14.4!

/edit: iCE and ACiD were the big ones I remember: www.optimasc.com/users/carl/scene.htm
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)

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/edit: For anyone who cares WTFIBOA.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)

Hucklepear Finn?

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)

a pear
of castaways
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)

Arf, oh you =P

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)

Isn't it
www.mirrorembedding.com?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

I'm sure I haven't visited that website before.
And yet, and yet... the link is purple. Why is this, I wonder?

*clicks anyway, sings along*
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

electric
metallic shark
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

I think the world needs more
gravity giraffes
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)

I can't remember.
Did you read my giraffe story, or is it just a bizarre coincidence that you said that?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

Not that I recall.
I just really like giraffes. I am aware that I'm ludicrously easy to influence though.
May I have a linky?
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)

OK.
I wrote a story about a giraffe who defied gravity, which is why that seemed coincidental. I don't think I have it on this computer, though, and it's not on the interwebs. Gaz me your e-mail address and I'll send it to you.

Of course, that's how it starts. Next, I'll be asking for your age, sex, location and bank details.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)

That sounds ace!
Sadly my email's a bit screwed at the moment, I've had about two hundred 'Mail delivery failed' messages since dinnertime so any legitimate mail is likely to be lost in the tide.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)

In that case,
I shall endeavour to find it and let you know via a popular internet messageboard.

edit: or ask Bloop next time he's around, I think he saved it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)

That would be most good, sir.
Most good.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)

It reminds me of teletext

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

hahaha!
i didn't notice that till you said it!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

888

( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

that's
subtitles
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)

I used to put on teletext subtitles on Top Of The Pops
and I was really excited when Sepultura were on.

As it turned out, they played the video over the end credits and the subtitles copped out with a disappointing "THEY SING IN PORTUGESE".
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:45, archived)

i watched ghostbusters 2 with the subtitles on
the first thing that comes up on screen is "horn honks". for some reason, that had me laughing like a loon!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)

I love watching movies with subtitles
There was a FANTASTIC and bizarre subtitling of Star Wars episode 2 (turned out to be 3, my bad)

I think it was an engrish kind of translation, because it was english subs over an english film, but the most arse about tit use of grammar!

Must find it =]

Found the link rather quickly

English/Chinese translation of episode 3
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:53, archived)

preparing:
rubber pants: check.
hose: check.
electrodes: check
samp squirrel: check.
tinfoil: check.

okay, i'm ready!

edit: "anakin is haunted by dremses"...pff!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)

You will not need to read them all before you pee yourself
I would give damn near anything to get a copy of this DVD.

I would watch it until my eyes fell out
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

i have to find it!
this would go down well with a few joints. i think i'd need thew rubber pants then!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

I need them now
I wonder if the remnants of my glastonbury "herbal purchase" is still remotely smokeable =P

I've been contemplating for a while..

If the moisture has gone from the.. substance..

Surely the THC would be more concentrated, right?


right? =S

I just can't afford any more, and I'm curious as to the effect that 3 month old weed can have =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)

it works fine!
when i moved house last year, i found a bag of skunk behind the cabinet that'd been there for god knows how long! i watched the boneyard and got very, very stoned...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

AWESOME
Now I wish I hadn't quit smoking =[

Either I can have a small blunt, or I have to buy baccy, which will only tempt me...

THE DILEMMA
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)

ah, memories!
i quit 4 years ago, but one night on the piss 10 months later and i was smoking again! my parents still think i don't smoke!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)

My parents are the same =P
I've quit multiple times, it's not a case of "caving in" it's just being incredibly bored =]

I have no job, and so no money..

Just makes sense for me to at least quit until I have some moneys =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

i never have money!
i'm not allowed to get a proper job. i buy superkings and make them into rollies! i don't get stoned much anymore, but only because it makes me horrendously paranoid!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

I've found alcohol and late night walks home make me more paranoid
Nearly shat myself when I heard (what I'm pretty sure was a wolf) the most vicious barking ever following me down the road =[

My nerves were all over the place for a while..
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

i tied my wardrobe doors closed
because i thought something was coming out of it to get me! i haven't got a wardrobe anymore!

g'night!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

Shite!
That's a bit creepeh!

G'night =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

Sepultura were on TOTP?
What is this world coming to?
( Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)

COWS CAN BE BROWN NOW?!
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)

Pfft!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)

there are no blue-eyed ninjas.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)