on the newspaper! on the....oh, feck!
it's leaking out of my ears now!
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25,
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As ancient philosopher once said
New broom sweeps away many enemies.
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Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:07,
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if your enemy is dust...
or perhaps bits of glass... certainly nothing bigger than a cat or small dog.
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:08,
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Dust is the enemy of a clean floor!
And domestic animals are the enemies of sandwiches left on the table while you go to the fridge to get a drink.
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Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:12,
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my dog once ate two dozen hash cakes i left cooling on the table
he slept for day gently whimpering, but came good after that. it proved to me you can't OD on pot because there was a couple of plants worth in that hound
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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24,
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Norty norty
Veeery Norty, Muhahahahaha!

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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:09,
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