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[challenge entry] Paul Daniels in a van

(ham)

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# what the fuck?
That doesn't even rhyme! What are you blithering on about, man, it's not "Cockney Assonance Slang".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# haha
this challenge is ridiculous.
I'm going to post some of my old pictures and say they rhyme with something.
Look elephant wearing a hat..... fat! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# *head in hands*
my vote would've counted... and I wasted it! WASTED IT!

*grieves for all the dogs who will never have amoosing noses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# post a dog
with amusing nose - say its slang for hose, pose, froze etc
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hehe
IT DOES!..

"oi mate.. got any paul Daniels in a Van?"
/opens fridge
"no"
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Change it to
"Dan in a van" then...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# no,
I mean "Van" doesn't rhyme with "Ham", see?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# that's what makes
it funny
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# right.
oh yes. i see what you mean now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Seen this site:
www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# he's 'avin' a go luv
cor blimey,
my missus gets just like you when it's "that time of the month"
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# he he
you said Assonance
(I helped save b3ta! Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# As you go further down the list
it gets more intellectual
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# erm
that rhymes

because thats magic.
(Coppa, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Just looking through the compo entries so far
and this one made me laugh out loud. It's just so... stupid.
Woo yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)