You'll probably be given a shemagh
and told to fend for yourself while dodging helicopter gunships with "Made in USA" stamped on the side.
(atomkinder is deeply unfashionable, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

american components, russian components,
all made in taiwan!
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)