I've only had two nose jobs...
that jacko pic again, clicky

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(mick_smoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

1 time
2 time

3 time
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)

that
was in "The Age", Melbourne's broadsheet, today. I woo you nonetheless.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

You're in Australia?!?
What time is it?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

it's, ah,
12 24 am. just got in recently from the pub.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

Bastard!
I'm in an office with 4 hours to go
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

bastard is correct!
Went out last night, went out tonight, going out tomorrow night. Ah, the life of a student.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

night?
You should be going down the pub in the morning... what's wrong with you man? Students even slack at drinking these days...
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

i'll level with you
i'm starting uni on march 3. so technically i'm not a "student" yet. however, i'm also not even 18 yet so me getting on the piss every night balances out the lack of morning drinking.

i'll drink in the morning during term-time, honest...
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

that's the spirit
/DAD - underage drinking really is very very naughty you know.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

yes, well.
if they don't ask, i won't tell.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

oh dear
.
( M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

Is this glasscock
or repost? I'm confused.
( GR33DY, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

Blimey!
Is that real? Oh, no shark....


Wouldn't surprise me if that was next on his list...
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

my God
it's everywhere I look.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)

Maybe it's
glued to your eyelids?

Optrex. That's what you need.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

go on then,
what does that one rhyme with?

is it silly chicken? :O)
( barnesy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)

"Glass cock"
"Sock"
?
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

2nd time today
3rd (or maybe even 4th) in less than 24 hours...

and what's it rhyming slang for?
( JustHere, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

ooh you are

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

ooh
I recognise those glasses...

frontpagetastic
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

frontpage
my back bottom.
I never front page, then I've given up even hoping that I do, though it would be nice, it's not a driving force behind the silly chickens.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

Whoops
I know it's the second time today cos I accidentally posted twice....sorry
(mick_smoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)