I know I'm going to live to regret this but...

Edit: Just don't be tempted to stroke it!
Edit2: I give up! It's a scary wok!

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Horatio P Lemming, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)

Aargh!
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR THE TASTY FEAR
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)