Can't sleep.


Also I made this using some free software that came with my computer that I thought I'd never use, turns out it's perfect for this sort of carry-on!

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

there is no spoon

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)

as in my post was a fuck up?
well fuck you
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)

oh, i suppose it is sort of a spoonerism. ish
objection withdrawn.
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)

it's a whole word spoon
aggresive retort withdrawn
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)

Well fuck your withdrawal!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)

fuck your intrusion
that's it i'm bringing the fucking ladel next time
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)

you fuck with a ladle??
remind me never to fuck you
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

well fuck your fucking fucking of the withdrawal
fucker.
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)

yeah!
*stands behind shouting*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)

Tsk!
You're doing it wrong. You shouldn't stand behind and shout, you should lean out from behind him and wave your fist in a threatening manner.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)

that's what i was doing Edit: AT YOU!
*learns the convention of putting actions in asterisks*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

In Soviet Russia, fist waves YOU!

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)

also
happy birthday
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

Fuck you!
er, I mean thank you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

you're fucking welcome
did you get lots of presents? it's just under a year untill my birthday :(
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

Two cards so far
but then I'm 32, presents tend to dry up in your mid 20's.

and now I'm off to bed. G'nite all.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

good night

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)

happy birthday
goodnicht
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)

Yeah, fuck you!
Stick that spoon up your arse.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)

Stother-micker!

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)

Isn't that a Malapropism?
I always get confused between them
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)

Duh...
I use it for that all the time,...can't believe you didn't even think you'd use it, duh!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)

Oh
geeze ! Pentameter
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:22, archived)

Well...
daft I lid!
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)