I can honestly say if that was the only way to get promotion around here
I'd rather gouge out my heart with the blunt end of a rusty spanner
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

rusty spanners have a sharp end?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Sharper than the blunt end

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)