Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a "Tony" in a punter's face


edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using "fart" as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)

Spooky.
Just as the picture appeared on my screen I could smell a 'Tony' but there is nobody around.


No. It wasnt me and I can still smell it!
( Threepwood, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)

whoever smelt it
delt it
( big daft dave, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)

he who said the rhyme
did the crime
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)

Whoever denied it.
Applied it..


..but it still wasnt me. Its gone now though.
( Threepwood, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)

whoever denied it
supplied it
( pete, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)

arrgh
mind piss!

I think that's right??
( pete, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)